Wife-God I'm a mess, I'm old, fat and ugly, I really need you to pay me a compliment. Husband-Your eyesights near purfect.
This place is like a prison yard, son. You don’t turn up with out of nowhere, serving a 12 month stretch for burglary, scratching your bollocks through your soiled tracky bottoms, and expect to hop straight onto the bench press. Most of us old dogs are doing life, here. You need to learn the rules. Be Sucky’s bitch for a while, that kind of thing. Mind, no squealing to the screws. It ain’t pleasant around here for you if you grass. Just ask Pixie.
It hasn't been a strong start from the Leeds lads on here. I'm willing to give them some time though.
Was more of a prodding with a stick tbh, looked in for a few days and thought most were dead, but it was grandad snoozing.