Wife-God I'm a mess, I'm old, fat and ugly, I really need you to pay me a compliment.
Husband-Your eyesights near purfect.
Husband-Your eyesights near purfect.
Fux this?
So.....
Lampard or Gerrard?
Fred's-was that a jokeWell this posters first two freds here have been a resounding success.
Got a lot of special people on the prem page, haven't we.
Got a lot of special people on the prem page, haven't we.
Was more of a prodding with a stick tbh, looked in for a few days and thought most were dead, but it was grandad snoozing.This place is like a prison yard, son.
You don’t turn up with out of nowhere, serving a 12 month stretch for burglary, scratching your bollocks through your soiled tracky bottoms, and expect to hop straight onto the bench press.
Most of us old dogs are doing life, here.
You need to learn the rules. Be Sucky’s bitch for a while, that kind of thing.
Mind, no squealing to the screws. It ain’t pleasant around here for you if you grass. Just ask Pixie.
Came up with a hostile attitude some of these Leeds boys.
I blame the lack of intelligence.