Coronavirus

Facts are overrated.

 

Yeah but Plato though.

 

Wrote some good books mate

Wasn't keen on the romance ones but the sci-fi's were good.

 

I liked him in the Disney films with Goofy!

 

Stop taking the Mickey

 

hiag living in a fantasy world as usual....the fat useless ****..

 

see some new rules out for you guys tomorrow regarding face masks...........you must have a face mask on when entering takeaway restaurants but they will allow those sitting down 2 remove mask whilst eating ..................are you listening children take mask off before inserting kebab in gob

 

It’s pathetic, isn’t it!

The virus knows not to attack when you are eating, but not when you are entering and leaving the restaurant.

There is no rhyme or reason to any of this, because it is all complete bollocks.

And that is the last I’m going to say on the subject.

 

It obviously isn’t.

It’s difficult to eat a sandwich with a mask on. It’s easy to order a sandwich with a mask on. If you leave the table you pop the mask back on.

 

And virus will know when you’re doing all of that, yeah?

 

That’s not the point you fat mess.

It’s about realistically minimising risk while maintaining some semblance of normality.

 

Why are you still here Kips ?

 

Ha! not if you are trying to order a Roasted Rhinoceros Bruschetta with Rhubarb Relish and Radiccio ... if you have a lisp...

 

That will confuse a lot of people. Particularly, I should imagine, the ones who voted for Brexit. Just as an example.

 

didnt the Russians change the vote

 

Hard to tell really. No one was looking at them.

 

I’m looking forward to going into a shop looking like a thief and being watched closely by staff. Will entertain me to no end.

 

Very much doubt this will be the first time your general demeanour has aroused suspicion in a public space.