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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jun 27, 2020.

  1. brb

    brb CR250

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    I was just like staring at the picture of all the cabling, thinking wtf....don't panic this guy knows what he's doing....but no, still wtf?
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <laugh> I am. Is that good or bad?
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    Think he knocked a funny bone erecting his BBQ. <laugh>
     
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  4. pieguts

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    The 4 cables in the socket before you tried to add yours is the worrying bit. The diagram above shows a ring main, which is the most common form of wiring in the UK, and shows the maximum amount of cables to each socket would be 2. You are allowed to “spur” off a socket (there are rules but I won’t bore you!) so the very maximum number of cables to a socket would be 3.
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

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    Maybe he thought he was running singles? <laugh>
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You didn't look closely enough, there were five!

    There's four now mind.

    It's a very long explanation to let you know what is going on but I genuinely cba at this very second. I'm clearing up and then having a beer watching the cup, **** it.

    Mexican stand off time.

    She'll be looking at me thinking 'but I really, really want that extra socket for that lamp I want' and I'll be looking back with a don't you dare ****ing suggest I don't play golf tomorrow so I can complete his ****, look.

    Bollocks.
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Well done @luvgonzo for winning the **** DIY today.

    <applause>:emoticon-0167-beer:
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Love it, tell her to wait.;)
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Could be that? No idea.
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Look, it works!!

    ****ing shambles.

    IPA brewed in Eccles @Tel

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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    The walls are being plastered Monday by the way.


    Not by me I will add.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Why is there USA on the can if it's from Eccles?
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Dunno.

    American IPA is the claim I think.

    This is a good one, had it before.

    I was born in Eccles. Which isn't in Wales.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yank beer envy.
     
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    Should be a piece of the ole proverbial that. I did one a few months ago
     
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  16. lfcpower

    lfcpower Well-Known Member

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    Set it on fire <confused>
     
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  17. pieguts

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    Tonight’s tipple
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    NICEIC lads wading into a bloke just tryna keep his crumpet from having a meltdown... **** all the experts Chief lad, just do what makes you happy.
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    in a past life we did build these

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    seems so long ago.
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    All sorted suckers.

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