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What I’ve noticed on my daily walk is that bastard cyclists on the path expect me to move out of the way, and if they come from behind me they are a couple of foot away at the most, ****s, I’ve shouted at more ****s these last few weeks than I have in my life, I’m going to start hanging a baseball bat out at arms length, go on ****s now cycle past this ****er at two feet. And don’t get me started on the lycra clad perverts biking as though they are in the Tour de France.

 

You've not suggesting that s/he's a WUM-Troll? Well I'm shocked

 

Vermin, the lot of 'em.

 

It sounds like they need to be made aware that roads are actually cycle paths that, under certain conditions, cars are allowed on. They'll be safer on the roads now most of the dangerous and ignorant drivers are grounded.

 

Us as in those who are under lockdown..

Not sure why you bother reading my posts, buddy. They clearly wind you up enough to reply critically to each, so just ignore in future.

 

Buy pair of dark glasses and paint a broom handle white
Stick broom handle in cyclists front wheel
Disown any responsibility of subsequent crash by claiming poor eye sight

 

I bet he's chuffed to bits he got a typewriter. After someone old explained to him what it is.

 

I see the logic

 

Hmm, now just the wifi to connect and...

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Not wound up at all. Enjoy pointing out y bullshit
Why are you so angry what this country is doing when you don’t live here?

 

OK no worries, as long as it makes you happy.

To answer your question, I have family and investments in the UK, a foot in both lands, so have a keen interest in both countries and what they are doing.

I hope you have a good weekend.

 

Shocking social distancing between them buses, mind.

 

Just bought 1/2 doz 40 watt light bulbs. Think they'll be strong enough if I wash 'em down with a strong slurry of Ajax ?

 

Yes, get your widow to tell us the results.

 

He really is a crazy bastard is Trump, and all the crazier bastards who voted for him will be gargling with Mr Muscle as we speak

 

Aye, he'll be responsible for this year's Darwin Award winner and no mistake.

 

Would it be wrong to pray that he’s this year’s winner himself?

 

We'll he'd have to die as a result of his own gross stupidity so you'd get decent odds on your prayer being answered I'd wager.


And let's face it, our PM very nearly achieved it.

 

A touch of bleach in the gene pool now and then never goes amiss.