Off Topic SARS-CoV-2 Covid-19

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What I’ve noticed on my daily walk is that bastard cyclists on the path expect me to move out of the way, and if they come from behind me they are a couple of foot away at the most, ****s, I’ve shouted at more ****s these last few weeks than I have in my life, I’m going to start hanging a baseball bat out at arms length, go on ****s now cycle past this ****er at two feet. And don’t get me started on the lycra clad perverts biking as though they are in the Tour de France.
 
What I’ve noticed on my daily walk is that bastard cyclists on the path expect me to move out of the way, and if they come from behind me they are a couple of foot away at the most, ****s, I’ve shouted at more ****s these last few weeks than I have in my life, I’m going to start hanging a baseball bat out at arms length, go on ****s now cycle past this ****er at two feet. And don’t get me started on the lycra clad perverts biking as though they are in the Tour de France.
Vermin, the lot of 'em.
 
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What I’ve noticed on my daily walk is that bastard cyclists on the path expect me to move out of the way, and if they come from behind me they are a couple of foot away at the most, ****s, I’ve shouted at more ****s these last few weeks than I have in my life, I’m going to start hanging a baseball bat out at arms length, go on ****s now cycle past this ****er at two feet. And don’t get me started on the lycra clad perverts biking as though they are in the Tour de France.

It sounds like they need to be made aware that roads are actually cycle paths that, under certain conditions, cars are allowed on. They'll be safer on the roads now most of the dangerous and ignorant drivers are grounded. <ok>
 
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Tom Hanks got a get well soon letter, from an eight year old kid in Australia, after he was diagnosed with COVID-19 there recently. The kid's called Corona De Vries and was being bullied by kids calling him Coronavirus, so he sent him this letter, along with a Corona brand typewriter...

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I bet he's chuffed to bits he got a typewriter. After someone old explained to him what it is.
 
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Us as in those who are under lockdown..

Not sure why you bother reading my posts, buddy. They clearly wind you up enough to reply critically to each, so just ignore in future.
Not wound up at all. Enjoy pointing out y bullshit
Why are you so angry what this country is doing when you don’t live here?
 
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Not wound up at all. Enjoy pointing out y bullshit
Why are you so angry what this country is doing when you don’t live here?

OK no worries, as long as it makes you happy.

To answer your question, I have family and investments in the UK, a foot in both lands, so have a keen interest in both countries and what they are doing.

I hope you have a good weekend.
 
Just bought 1/2 doz 40 watt light bulbs. Think they'll be strong enough if I wash 'em down with a strong slurry of Ajax ?
He really is a crazy bastard is Trump, and all the crazier bastards who voted for him will be gargling with Mr Muscle as we speak
 
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