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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    In fairness the airport here in the 'pool is named after a drug taking chap who had a bit of a reputation with the ladies on occasion <whistle> do I give a ****? No because he was cool as **** and even as a die-hard Red I find it hard to argue that Best wasn't a pretty cool character as well <ok> better than something dull and boring like Heathrow or Gatwick
     
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  2. Depay Sound

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    Yeah those two were right boring bastards.
     
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  3. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    John Lennon was the brains behind the beatles and was as much as a poet as Jim Morrison. Best was very good with the ball at his feet, but as much use as an ash-tray on a motorbike without it. As a team-player he contributed nothing. He was as much a me me me as Fernando Torres.
     
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  4. philo beddoe

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    You are unbelievable, the fact that you cannot recognise a great player irrespective of what his allegiance is makes every comment you make irrelevant. Now bore off and let the adults continue to discuss.
     
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  5. Swarbs

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    Now now Philo, don't encourage him. Just let him sit in the naughty corner until he has calmed down and learned to behave in a civilised manner <ok>
     
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  6. Depay Sound

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    KPR has ****ing mental issues.
     
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  7. philo beddoe

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    Sorry Swarbs but I don't think it's going to happen. I'm surprised his ward has internet access TBH.
     
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  8. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    I wasn't talking about a great player, I was talking about George Best. Best was a 4 season wonder. The reason why his career went tits up was because he was gutless.
     
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  9. Depay Sound

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    The reason you were born was because your parents were too thick to use a condom.
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    Who wears condoms in this day and age? Id rather **** a greased up loaf of bread.
     
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  11. Swarbs

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    Hollow out half a cucumber and stick it in the microwave for thirty seconds. Works much better.

    So my mate told me anyway...
     
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  12. Depay Sound

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    <laugh> Like you have a mate.
     
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  13. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    How can you tell a level headed Man United fan?
    They have a chip on both shoulders.
     
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  14. Swarbs

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    Who needs mates when you have binmen on internet forums?
     
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  15. Skylarker

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    Half a cucumber wouldn't be sufficient in my case.
     
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  17. Depay Sound

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    Account Manager <ok>
     
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  18. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    How about a full asparagus?
     
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  19. Swarbs

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    Jerusalem artichoke?
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    Chasing people up to pay their council tax in order for refuse collectors to get paid?

    Congratulations on the promotion <ok>
     
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