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    I don't know who invented that anti-bacterial hand gel but I bet he's rubbing his hands together now
     
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    Doing my weekly shop in Asda today. I was horrified to find they had no toilet paper at all.

    Reluctantly I headed for the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm NO was the answer.

    Walking back to the toilets with my pants and trousers around my ankles was a walk of shame
     
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    I do know people in Frodsham as I used to live in Sutton Weaver and Kingsley, not at the same time obviously. What is his surname?
     
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    A beautiful family photo from our last official outing. I’m framing it for Archie as he’ll never see any of them ever again (except his father!)

    We all had so much fun!

    Laughing & chatting like old friends

    And look at Me! Such a professional. Straight into the camera lens

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    Horn, believe it or not <laugh>
     
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    Don't know him.
     
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    I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough !!
     
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    Down South they're stockpiling toilet rolls and hoarding pasta.

    Up North we're licking door handles to try and get two weeks off work.
     
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    Lidl management today said that because of the panic buying and pandemonium in their stores that they are taking drastic action and opening another till.
     
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