The EMP / KPR classic quote thread

Now he has raised his head again and is posting the usual **** I thought it was only right to acknowledge our resident heat magazine football correspondant with a thread dedicated to his highly knowledgable and intelligent posts.

Enjoy

I'll start :

You cannot mock Liverpools medical team, unlike Man Uniteds which is prehistoric, Liverpools is professional.

 

How about when he goes on about Man Utd fans not being from Manchester when he is a Liverpool fan from Ireland

 

Thanks creating this. I set the last up but while said a new thread was needed, just been busy.

KPR what muppet

 

could i just ask why he is allowed on the united board? He was banned from here under his old name and the forum rules clearly state that banned members cannot return.

 

In time he will be no doubt but why spoil our fun

 

lol, i love seeing his posts especially about United and Fergie. You can clearly see, he is a bitter bitter person who is jealous of United.

 

As far as im aware he isn't. Is he still posting on this board?

 

Where have you been man?

http://www.not606.com/member.php/1013698-Elpistoleros-magic-feet

 

Thats the account i was talking about. He should be banned from the united board.

 

EMF is banned from the United forum he was moaning about it on the Liverpool forum

Another classic KPR :

I've read some of his posts and he sounded like a bit of a dickhead. He contradicted himself more often than Jamie Redknapp does on Super Sunday.

This is EMF talking about KPR seemingly unaware that the mods have already confirmed it's the same person. Nice to see he admits he's a dickhead

 

Hmmmm...apparently me and all my mates don't exist...

4-0, 4-0, 4-0. 4-0

Nah, Dalglish will be far too busy whining about the refs (again)...

Two days before he fractured a rib putting him out for a month

4-0, 4-0, 4-0. 4-0

Irony or hypocrisy, you decide...

What is it they say about talking to yourself?

 

That's brilliant. The best one has got to be the wumming one. Coming from the man who wums his own board more than anyone - he's liverpools nohlman.

what thread was that on ?

 

Am pretty sure, i saw him on the Liverpool/United banter thread the other day.

 

that's based on the liverpool board isn't it?

 

Not sure. I thought it was on both boards.

 

it is, but if its based on the 'pool board he can go on it as it's their banning rules that apply

 

Dont hae the heart on seeing him throwing his tantrums and rolling on the floor begging for forgiveness.That little BUGGER.

 

Jesus, why are the mods so unaware of what goes on on their own ****ing boards

 

Ive just been told off by the mods as KPR has just complained about ME writing offensive things on his profil wall, the ****ing soft ****, he gives it out, but crys like a ****ing ****y girl when you call him something back. Shows what a ****ing thick fat pussy he is

 

Pleasesssssssss! Don't compare 3 great legends with Susan Boyle.

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