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Boris...

  • should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    Votes: 3 12.5%

  • let the bodies stack high

    Votes: 13 54.2%

  • lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

    Votes: 8 33.3%
  • Total voters
    24
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Bald Archie said:
Good idea that. Better half is French, so I spend a lot of time over there, and most gaffs would have a jacks and a bidet, taking up a lot of bathroom space.
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You understand I wasn’t talking about also using the bog to get washed in?

I’d prefer a separate sink for that. Can you get a smart sink?
 
Simple Saffy said:
You understand I wasn’t talking about also using the bog to get washed in?

I’d prefer a separate sink for that. Can you get a smart sink?
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That smartbog you linked is like a 2 in 1, Use it for crapping and it'll rinse off your arse, that's its function. Sink is a sink, unless you want motion detector taps or something. :smile:
 
Speaking of sinks. Lived in a grubby bedsit many years ago, and it had a hairdressers sink, with the groove for the neck and retractable shower hose. <laugh>
 
Bald Archie said:
That smartbog you linked is like a 2 in 1, Use it for crapping and it'll rinse off your arse, that's its function. Sink is a sink, unless you want motion detector taps or something. :smile:
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I’ve just found a slim line bath top which looks funky. I’ve got my bird moving in with me at some point this year so I’m just looking to put a few extra bits of bling for her getting here. Not sure I like the idea of having my morning dump and then spinning around to get washed and brush my teeth in the same bowl :emoticon-0145-shake
 
Simple Saffy said:
I’ve just found a slim line bath top which looks funky. I’ve got my bird moving in with me at some point this year so I’m just looking to put a few extra bits of bling for her getting here. Not sure I like the idea of having my morning dump and then spinning around to get washed and brush my teeth in the same bowl :emoticon-0145-shake
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You don;t use the bog for washing, other than yer arse mate. Use the sink for the rest. <laugh>
 
Bald Archie said:
You don;t use the bog for washing, other than yer arse mate. Use the sink for the rest. <laugh>
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Ooops, See this is what you get talking to a council lad who has a couple quid to spend <laugh> Yeah I’d realised it cleaned ya arse, it says it also drys it and even massages it! When you said it was 2 in 1, I thought you mean bog and wash basin. Clearly not <laugh>
 
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Simple Saffy said:
Ooops, See this is what you get talking to a council lad who has a couple quid to spend <laugh> Yeah I’d realised it cleaned ya arse, it says it also drys it and even massages it! When you said it was 2 in 1, I thought you mean bog and wash basin. Clearly not <laugh>
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<laugh>

I'm a council boy too, the better half 'civilised' me over 20 years.
 
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Tobes said:
It’s inherent selfishness. There was no shortage of bog roll, there was plenty of bog roll to service the needs of the nation, same as there always is. Only selfish dickheads decide they need to fill their living room with the stuff, to avoid an imaginary shortage, that became a reality due to their ****ishness. We’re a nation of ****s, thick ****s at that.
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Yep. Thickness, gullibility, and utter ****ishness is quite simply off the scale.
 
brb said:
So your suggesting all the people with the bog roll are brexiters, and all the people with shhite still hanging out their arses are remainers, right i get yer <ok>
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I'd have a thousand pound bet that most, if not all, of the bog-roll hoarders are Brexit voters.


We may be about to witness a viral form of natural selection <ok>
 
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Tobes said:
We make plenty of it. What we don’t have are the prime raw materials for making it i.e. the bulk rolls of paper and we don’t make the cardboard tubes either, so we import both.
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All paper making requires the raw material called pulp, which is a cellulose product from trees. We don’t have any saw mills in the UK to get the pulp from. It’s either imported from Scandinavian countries or North America.
 
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Toby said:
No, I'm saying people associated the virus with China because it's been widely reported that it's down to a food market infection over there.

Chinese people over here are going to be suffering by association. There have been loads of random reports of Asians getting grief.

The Italian situation is much more recent. I also doubt that even the stupidest people in this country think that Asda's own brand pasta is made in Italy.
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They’d have to know that pasta is Italian first.
 
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Gotta think smart boys ... no bog paper in the supermarkets so I've written to Arsenal asking if I can have the match day programmes of the 20 thousand season ticket holders that never actually turn up :bandit:
 
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