Coronavirus

My missus went to the shops this morning and confirmed that they were out of bog roll. She bought beans so we won’t starve but might have to **** in the garden and use leaves to wipe our arses. My son doesn’t eat beans so he’s toast.

 

I find it quite worrying that human behaviour turns to absolute **** so very easily.

 

Every cloud and all that.

Could have thought of something more interesting to stockpile though tbh, it's not very imaginative

 

The option was in there mate if you read the post

 

I think you see that sort of behaviour from people all the time. Right down to the latest product you buy, that word of mouth can be a dangerous thing sometimes.

 

I think people are spooked because they've never seen anything like it and maybe never will again in their lifetime.
Then theres people that haven't hot a clue what's going on !

 

The thing is, even in a worst case scenario, the last thing on an emergency list would be fooking bog roll

I can just imagine the Marines packing their packs of bog roll before going on a mission.

 

It’s inherent selfishness. There was no shortage of bog roll, there was plenty of bog roll to service the needs of the nation, same as there always is. Only selfish dickheads decide they need to fill their living room with the stuff, to avoid an imaginary shortage, that became a reality due to their ****ishness. We’re a nation of ****s, thick ****s at that.

 

Baffling

 

Day of the Zombies, the only sane humans left raid a supermarket for shhite paper!

 

The 2 reasons I can think of is that people are selfish sheep (they saw it on TV and thought they should do it too) or, if they're a bit more informed, they know that the UK doesn't produce its own bogroll and imports it all #BrexitNoDealPointlessTrivia

 

A lot of countries install bidets, they wash their arses instead

 

Not true !

 

It’s great preparation for calmly dealing with no deal shortages.

 

And people are stock piling hand cleaning products. So they’ve got loads. How does that protect them from the people who’ve got none?

 

Ok, maybe they make some, but the country isn't self-sufficient.

 

That's not the point. As long as THEY are ok they think everything is fine.

The stupidity of the citizens of this country is quite spectacular.

@Commachio

 

They’ve not thought about that bit, probably because they don’t do critical thinking, due to the fact that they’re thick ****s.

However, they pale into insignificance when compared with the weapons grade ****s who’ve been lifting hand sanitiser from hospital wards.

 

True .
I work at a printing firm and our paper comes from China .
Board and other materials from all over the place mainly Europe .
Nothing from Britain most paper mills closed.

 

What these idiots don't realise when they steal it from a hospital, the nurses and doctors need the product, especially if they are inserting tubes such as breathing apparatus into people, because the slightest infection off their hands, will be carried into the body or any type of pump that is draining and feeding a human being.