Coronavirus

I have no idea! If you run out of bog rolls, since your arse in the shower haha.

It takes me over a week to go through one bog roll, so the quantities they’re buying would last me a year.

 

heard bog rolls being stockpiled but no idea why.

On this occasion though, it looks like everyone is only buying 1 big pack each and that it's just a normal bog roll shop rather than a huge stockpiking of it?

 

Yeah that scene looks completely normal mate.

 

yep and I would as well if I had the money and leave .

Taking mrs Jasper to the Belgium one in August . Hopefully things will have calmed down by then .

 

And you can bring back some bog roll from duty free when you’re there

 

one roll lasts me two months . But then. I am full of sh*t

 

Apparently the reason people are buying toilet rolls is because they are cheaper than tissues and often softer .

So there you go .

another pearl of wisdom from Mrs J .

 

The mistake she’s made there is to try and add some logic to this nonsense.

There isn’t any.

 

That logic don't stack up at all. Facial tissues are far stronger than bog roll, especially for colds, even if you use qaulity toilet roll and I very much doubt the people buying it up in a mass panic are desperate for a penny or two saving. I think in Morrisons you can buy a box of over 200 large size tissues for around 80p.

 

Italy is completely ****ed. People dying goes up every day and everything has been brought to a standstill. They can’t even bury the dead until April.

 

The pearl of wisdom I learnt from our 8-year old grandaughter was to cut up surgical masks after using them as unscrupulous people are digging them out of the trash, washing them and selling them as new. Her teacher told her.

 

It’s interesting to see they are going for quite a large scale lockdown now. Clearly feeling they haven’t managed to get hold of the situation.

 

They’ve got no control over the situation, if truth be told, it’s a little to late. I hope we are watching and learning.

 

Running at 50 a day and rising

 

Thousands of new cases diagnosed every day, also.

 

Then smash the infected scissors with a rock.

Then wrap the infected rock in paper.

 

Apparently loads of people grabbed their stuff and headed out of the region when the lockdown was announced.

 

Scary stuff maybe some of the medical experts on here from a week or so ago can eradicate the situation!

 

Cannabis cures everything, mate.


@aberdude

 

The average age of people who have died in Italy is 81. Average. So even for a 60 year old dying there's a 100 year old to bring up the average.