What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

[brb]

Me too, been watching the mags get beat yet again.

I see you lost 1-0 at Palace, but everyone seems to lose points when they go there. Funny ole side Palace, I'm talking more from history than team.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Id smash the rest of it like, but that egg looks like it was about 6 months out of date and cooked on a Sweats.

 

[brb]

Id smash the rest of it like, but that egg looks like it was about 6 months out of date and cooked on an open flame.

His oil was too hot in the pan, might have even been old oil. Always gently when cooking eggs, but Sweats don't know the meaning of gently.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

His oil was too hot in the pan, might have even been old oil. Always gently when cooking eggs, but Sweats don't know the meaning of gently.

Sweats making sure there’s no runny bits on his egg.

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[Sucky]

@brb is there a way to make it so when someone types the word "burn" it posts as "sweats woz ere"

 

[brb]

@brb is there a way to make it so when someone types the word "burn" it posts as "sweats woz ere"

You used to get advertising links, that if you typed certain words, it would auto change it to a link. Annoying hyperlinks, there is another name for them but I've forgotten it.

 

[Sucky]

You used to get advertising links, that if you typed certain words, it would auto change it to a link. Annoying hyperlinks, there is another name for them but I've forgotten it.

@BobbyD help him out bru

 

[brb]

@BobbyD help him out bru

I think they can plant annoying extensions on you if you aint savvy.

 

[Sucky]

Used to change words on my old mans iphone like "the" To "that ****" and "please" to bum, forget how i done it now

 

[Sucky]

I think they can plant annoying extensions on you if you aint savvy.

Whoosh bro

 

[brb]

Whoosh bro

I had a user affected by them once, he was the same as you, didn't have a fooking clue, I had to explain to him he had proably picked up a malicious extension. Long while back mind.

 

[Sucky]

I had a user affected by them once, he was the same as you, didn't have a fooking clue, I had to explain to him he had proably picked up a malicious extension. Long while back mind.

Yeh youre talking to me like i know what a malicious extension is bru

 

[brb]

Yeh youre talking to me like i know what a malicious extension is bru

How do you think I feel when you start talking about weed

 

[Sweats]

His oil was too hot in the pan, might have even been old oil. Always gently when cooking eggs, but Sweats don't know the meaning of gently.

Who the **** uses old oil. I didn’t deep fry the ****er. The base of a fried egg should be crispy. Was perfect the yolk was runny.

Anyway I’m half cut now. Got Spanish chicken dish to burn in a bit.

 

[Sucky]

Not everything has to be crispy @Sweats.

 

[brb]

Who the **** uses old oil. I didn’t deep fry the ****er. The base of a fried egg should be crispy. Was perfect the yolk was runny.

Anyway I’m half cut now. Got Spanish chicken dish to burn in a bit.

No the base of the egg shouldn't be crispy. You done your usual lazy arse style and blow torched the fook out the bottom of it, by having the heat too high. Probably stuck to the pan looking at the state of it.

 

[brb]

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Look at the air bubbles in that egg yer daft fooker, it was bubbling away like a right good'un, and something defo suspect about the oil you used!

 

[Sucky]

I bet someone told him Spanish means "to burn"

 

[brb]

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Light lunch, tab moo.

Is there any chance you might happen to cook something, that looks at least half appealing one day?

 

[brb]

I'm on a roll don't interprupt me lads