What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Burnt egg.

Would apart from that.

 

Nout Wrong with that egg mate, nigh on perfect.

 

Nah its crispy on the bottom , burnt.

 

So many ways to enjoy an egg

that one looks fine to me

Eggwankers

 

Cant be dealing with no fried egg that has a crispy bottom tbh. Oil was too hot going in.

Its sweats tho so taking that into consideration its well undercooked.

 

It’s not burned, eggs should e a tad crispy on the edges, it’s full of yolk.

 

The bottom half of that yolk is crumbly dry.

Therefore over cooked.

 

I don’t always mind the crispy bottom...it brings it’s own flavour

 

I wanna know what hes hiding under the crispy egg?

 

I reckon it's a plate with love hearts on it

 

There was some very thick special bacon.

 

Making Spanish chicken an chorizo tonight. I’ve popped out for a few beers while it’s marinading..

 

The missus buys bacon with all the fat cut off. Only someone who ****in hates bacon would buy that ****.
Thing is she's feeding it to my lad. So ****in not right.

My lads out on a date tonight. First date.

Either that or he's blagged a score for drugs

 

I love bacon. Easily one of my favourite things in life. 6 rashers pack wouldn't last me one sitting so i get kilo packs from lidls for £1.20.

 

I didn’t know eggs could get aids.

 

It looks alright mate, ignore them. Yeah ok, egg is a bit shhite...but hey

 

You alright @brb?
Dont seem your usual mischievous self mate?


Still a dickhead

 

Been a kip for a couple of hours, only just woke up.

 

Me too, been watching the mags get beat yet again.

 

Id smash the rest of it like, but that egg looks like it was about 6 months out of date and cooked on an open flame.