What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

[The Ginger Marks]

Ok ****y boys let’s keep the thread on topic loy. Ended up in some poncy bar tonight where the ladies were worse than Tel. . Anyways as a blood let from the rank fat ugly crumpet there was this prog on the TV called ‘Iron Fist{ (no pun included). Some fat Thai bitch was in a bake off with a top chef from a top hotel in BKK. Who do you think won?

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Ok ****y boys let’s keep the thread on topic loy. Ended up in some poncy bar tonight where the ladies were worse than Tel. . Anyways as a blood let from the rank fat ugly crumpet there was this prog on the TV called ‘Iron Fist{ (no pun included). Some fat Thai bitch was in a bake off with a top chef from a top hotel in BKK. Who do you think won?

The **** is this?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

got some bratwursts from lidls.

Am i supposed to boil em 1st @luvgonzo

Whatever Sucky, that’s why they’re curved and come with lube.

 

[Sucky]

Whatever Sucky, that’s why they’re curved and come with lube.

I love it when you drink in the mornings

 

[Tel (they/them)]

got some bratwursts from lidls.

Am i supposed to boil em 1st @luvgonzo

You’re supposed to take them out the packaging, prick them with a pin, marinade in olive oil then carefully boot them out the back door into next door’s garden.

 

[luvgonzo]

got some bratwursts from lidls.

Am i supposed to boil em 1st @luvgonzo

You can do, seen them cooked in beer but personally I don't think it makes much difference.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Ok ****y boys let’s keep the thread on topic loy. Ended up in some poncy bar tonight where the ladies were worse than Tel. . Anyways as a blood let from the rank fat ugly crumpet there was this prog on the TV called ‘Iron Fist{ (no pun included). Some fat Thai bitch was in a bake off with a top chef from a top hotel in BKK. Who do you think won?

You been sniffing the floor cleaner again bro?

 

[luvgonzo]

The **** is this?

I know.

 

[Sucky]

You’re supposed to take them out the packaging, prick them with a pin, marinade in olive oil then carefully boot them out the back door into next door’s garden.

No.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

No.

You’re gay then. That’s the only explanation.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

You been sniffing the floor cleaner again bro?

Yes, stop leaving in the cupboard in the wash room ffs.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Yes, stop leaving in the cupboard in the wash room ffs.

What you cooking bro?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I love it when you drink in the mornings

Mornings? Have you rolled early?

 

[Sucky]

Mornings? Have you rolled early?

Define early?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

What you cooking bro?

Not a lot tonight bro, been heavy on the soup with a German pal all day, missus Ginge is not happy.

 

[Commachio]

Not a lot tonight bro, been heavy on the soup with a German pal all day, missus Ginge is not happy.

Cockaleaky?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Cockaleaky?

Hi mate.

Looks like you had a good night last night.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Define early?

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[The Ginger Marks]

Cockaleaky?

Not quite but as you know I’m not a boy for sweet but the odd cream pie can’t hurt can it?

 

[Commachio]

Hi mate.

Looks like you had a good night last night.

Just another night...Nothing special.