Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Can I shake a few drops of piss into your mouth for a tenner?

 

no, he's a ****,

 

****ing hell.

 

No mate.
If we had a contract for 3 years, saying i’d Get 70 quid a week for a few drops of piss every day, I’d have a think about it.
Probably say yes

 

You're underselling yourself mate, you can get £75 a week if you put your mind to it.

 

Cheers mate. I just worry that he’ll go elsewhere.
Between you and me, I could really do with that £70.

 

Doubt he will pay you for that mate .. just saying.

 

Your inflatable sheep been gossiping again?

 

My sheep stopped paying me for the pleasure of my dong years ago Fosse.
Although the rumours she spread of my girth may hold some truth....

 

I can confirm she was heard calling you a fat Bastard ... the bitch

 

ewe liar!

 

She also said you were more fridge raider than ram raider

 

There may be some truth to that, especially these days

 

#awkward

 

It’s a fake and everybody knows it...


https://www.football.london/tottenham-hotspur-fc/news/truth-dele-alli-tweet-jose-17293097

 

no, its on twitter therefore it must be true.

 

Thought it was a fat baaaaaastard

#illgetmecoat

 

i was enjoying the top bantz between ron and bod.

 

Da doo?