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[Spurlock]

500 grand a week?
Zidane could **** in my mouth and wipe his arse with my wife’s tongue.

‘Bye bye Zizu! See you on the training ground!!’

Then tut loudly and shake my head when i’ve driven at least 5 miles away from him.

Can I shake a few drops of piss into your mouth for a tenner?

 

[Commachio]

Bale is purposely baiting the Spanish media but may end up in trouble with his club as well. I don't think he cares at this point though, he's a top player who should be playing instead of being treated like **** by RM.

no, he's a ****,

 

[Commachio]

taying fit is also a problem for him. I

****ing hell.

 

[Quesadaad]

Can I shake a few drops of piss into your mouth for a tenner?

No mate.
If we had a contract for 3 years, saying i’d Get 70 quid a week for a few drops of piss every day, I’d have a think about it.
Probably say yes

 

[luvgonzo]

No mate.
If we had a contract for 3 years, saying i’d Get 70 quid a week for a few drops of piss every day, I’d have a think about it.
Probably say yes

You're underselling yourself mate, you can get £75 a week if you put your mind to it.

 

[Quesadaad]

You're underselling yourself mate, you can get £75 a week if you put your mind to it.

Cheers mate. I just worry that he’ll go elsewhere.
Between you and me, I could really do with that £70.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Can I shake a few drops of piss into your mouth for a tenner?

Doubt he will pay you for that mate .. just saying.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Just because someone pays you, it doesn't give them the right to mug you off and talk **** about you.

Your inflatable sheep been gossiping again?

 

[Bodinki]

Your inflatable sheep been gossiping again?

My sheep stopped paying me for the pleasure of my dong years ago Fosse.
Although the rumours she spread of my girth may hold some truth....

 

[FosseFilberto]

My sheep stopped paying me for the pleasure of my dong years ago Fosse.
Although the rumours she spread of my girth may hold some truth....

I can confirm she was heard calling you a fat Bastard ... the bitch

 

[Bodinki]

I can confirm she was heard calling you a fat Bastard ... the bitch

ewe liar!

 

[FosseFilberto]

ewe liar!

She also said you were more fridge raider than ram raider

 

[Bodinki]

She also said you were more fridge raider than ram raider

There may be some truth to that, especially these days

 

[Zanjinho]

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[HASHTAG]#awkward[/HASHTAG]

 

[FosseFilberto]

There may be some truth to that, especially these days

 

[NSIS]

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[HASHTAG]#arkward[/HASHTAG]

It’s a fake and everybody knows it...


https://www.football.london/tottenham-hotspur-fc/news/truth-dele-alli-tweet-jose-17293097

 

[Rorschach]

It’s a fake and everybody knows it...


https://www.football.london/tottenham-hotspur-fc/news/truth-dele-alli-tweet-jose-17293097

no, its on twitter therefore it must be true.

 

[remembercolinlee]

I can confirm she was heard calling you a fat Bastard ... the bitch

Thought it was a fat baaaaaastard

[HASHTAG]#illgetmecoat[/HASHTAG]

 

[Commachio]

i was enjoying the top bantz between ron and bod.

 

[FosseFilberto]

i was enjoying the top bantz between ron and bod.

Da doo?