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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Can I shake a few drops of piss into your mouth for a tenner?
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    no, he's a ****,
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh> ****ing hell.
     
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  4. Quesadaad

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    No mate.
    If we had a contract for 3 years, saying i’d Get 70 quid a week for a few drops of piss every day, I’d have a think about it.
    Probably say yes
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    You're underselling yourself mate, you can get £75 a week if you put your mind to it.
     
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  6. Quesadaad

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    Cheers mate. I just worry that he’ll go elsewhere.
    Between you and me, I could really do with that £70.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    Doubt he will pay you for that mate .. just saying.
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

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    Your inflatable sheep been gossiping again?
     
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  9. Bodinki

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    My sheep stopped paying me for the pleasure of my dong years ago Fosse.
    Although the rumours she spread of my girth may hold some truth....
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

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    I can confirm she was heard calling you a fat Bastard ... the bitch <laugh>
     
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  11. Bodinki

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    ewe liar!
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

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    She also said you were more fridge raider than ram raider <whistle>
     
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  13. Bodinki

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    There may be some truth to that, especially these days :p
     
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  14. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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  15. FosseFilberto

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. NSIS

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  18. remembercolinlee

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    Thought it was a fat baaaaaastard

    #illgetmecoat
     
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  19. Commachio

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    i was enjoying the top bantz between ron and bod.
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    Da doo?
     
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