Off Topic Halloween

Absolutely mate, so what are you shifting from there? Don't damage nowt of my stuff mind

 

Don’t you dress up Meth? Bet you’d look cute, have you any pics like?

 

couple of old rolled up rugs with some dead bodies inside. I figured Halloween is perfect for getting rid.

 

Wise thinking, take them pigeon remains as well mate, the one's I air-rifled a year or 2 ago.. Been stinking the shed out, thought you might have been ****ting in there..

 

Cos they also are big useless ****ers.

 

Ouch....

 

Bees are useless ****ers.

Said no scientist ever

 

...with a massive sting in the tail.

 

Use it once, and they die, oh ****ing great that.

 

Did you know that when bees sting you they don't realise that they're taking one for the team.

It's only because our skin is so tough (relative to a bee) that their stinger gets stuck and they can't pull out without ripping apart.

If a bee were defending against other bugs, or lizards or birds it could sting multiple times and go on living.

 

No, I didn’t know that.

 

No, learn something new each day.

 

Milky does Attenborough..cool..

 

Probably gonna take my lad out tomorrow for the first time. Looking forward to it.

 

you gonna dress up also?

 

Nah am I ****.

 

Why not mate, he'd love it.

 

I'm at work until 6 for starters.

 

You’ve had the best part of 30 Halloweens to get used to it. I’ll be wearing my gimp mask as I do every Thursday night.

 

Libby's about 6'8" isn't he? Having that silhouette at the front door would be enough to scare the **** out of most people without the need to dress up!