Off Topic Halloween

[J๏E..]

Good to see you got your shed notification mate, software is working well

Absolutely mate, so what are you shifting from there? Don't damage nowt of my stuff mind

 

[The Ginger Marks]

It’s tomorrow and I dread it every year to be honest, I don’t like it when people dress up for it, Especially when they wear masks as well.

Don’t you dress up Meth? Bet you’d look cute, have you any pics like?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Absolutely mate, so what are you shifting from there? Don't damage nowt of my stuff mind

couple of old rolled up rugs with some dead bodies inside. I figured Halloween is perfect for getting rid.

 

[J๏E..]

couple of old rolled up rugs with some dead bodies inside. I figured Halloween is perfect for getting rid.

Wise thinking, take them pigeon remains as well mate, the one's I air-rifled a year or 2 ago.. Been stinking the shed out, thought you might have been ****ting in there..

 

[Commachio]

You could dress up as a bee.

Why?

Cos they also are big useless ****ers.

 

[J๏E..]

Cos they also are big useless ****ers.

Ouch....

 

[Sucky]

Bees are useless ****ers.

Said no scientist ever

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Cos they also are big useless ****ers...

...with a massive sting in the tail.

 

[Commachio]

...with a massive sting in the tail.

Use it once, and they die, oh ****ing great that.

 

[Milk and Kebabs]

Did you know that when bees sting you they don't realise that they're taking one for the team.

It's only because our skin is so tough (relative to a bee) that their stinger gets stuck and they can't pull out without ripping apart.

If a bee were defending against other bugs, or lizards or birds it could sting multiple times and go on living.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Did you know that when bees sting you they don't realise that they're taking one for the team.

It's only because our skin is so tough (relative to a bee) that their stinger gets stuck and they can't pull out without ripping apart.

If a bee were defending against other bugs, or lizards or birds it could sting multiple times and go on living.

No, I didn’t know that.

 

[Commachio]

Did you know that when bees sting you they don't realise that they're taking one for the team.

It's only because our skin is so tough (relative to a bee) that their stinger gets stuck and they can't pull out without ripping apart.

If a bee were defending against other bugs, or lizards or birds it could sting multiple times and go on living.

No, learn something new each day.

 

[J๏E..]

Did you know that when bees sting you they don't realise that they're taking one for the team.

It's only because our skin is so tough (relative to a bee) that their stinger gets stuck and they can't pull out without ripping apart.

If a bee were defending against other bugs, or lizards or birds it could sting multiple times and go on living.

Milky does Attenborough..cool..

 

[Libby]

Probably gonna take my lad out tomorrow for the first time. Looking forward to it.

 

[Commachio]

Probably gonna take my lad out tomorrow for the first time. Looking forward to it.

you gonna dress up also?

 

[Libby]

you gonna dress up also?

Nah am I ****.

 

[Commachio]

Nah am I ****.

Why not mate, he'd love it.

 

[Libby]

Why not mate, he'd love it.

I'm at work until 6 for starters.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

It’s tomorrow and I dread it every year to be honest, I don’t like it when people dress up for it, Especially when they wear masks as well.

You’ve had the best part of 30 Halloweens to get used to it. I’ll be wearing my gimp mask as I do every Thursday night.

 

[pieguts]

Why not mate, he'd love it.

Libby's about 6'8" isn't he? Having that silhouette at the front door would be enough to scare the **** out of most people without the need to dress up!