Off Topic Halloween

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Matth_2014

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Dec 14, 2013
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It’s tomorrow and I dread it every year to be honest, I don’t like it when people dress up for it, Especially when they wear masks as well.
 
With all the sexy "..." Costumes, I always thought it would be funny to have a sexy **** costume.

Heels, stockings, a brown sheet somehow fastened to look like a turd.

Too late to make this year, but might see if I can get the Mrs., Or luvgonzo, to wear the costume next year.
 
I’m going out dressed as a site labourer, I think I could empty all the rubbish from my shed into peoples gardens if I wheel it around in a barrow and just drop random bits everywhere. I may not make a lot of gains in sweets and chocolate but I’ll save a trip to the tip.

Make sure you don't start before dinner time, Matth doesn't like early builders..