It’s tomorrow and I dread it every year to be honest, I don’t like it when people dress up for it, Especially when they wear masks as well.
I’m going out dressed as a site labourer, I think I could empty all the rubbish from my shed into peoples gardens if I wheel it around in a barrow and just drop random bits everywhere. I may not make a lot of gains in sweets and chocolate but I’ll save a trip to the tip.
it's not the people dressed up you need to worry about ! it's the seemingly lovely person down the street
I'm gonna get a git big cardboard box, paint a picture of Old Trafford on it, then knock on your door,
With all the sexy "..." Costumes, I always thought it would be funny to have a sexy **** costume. Heels, stockings, a brown sheet somehow fastened to look like a turd. Too late to make this year, but might see if I can get the Mrs., Or luvgonzo, to wear the costume next year.
