The Dick Emery "I done it wrong again, Dad!" Thread!

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Big Ern said:
And the sheiks looked at all the candidates in world football and chose Bruce?
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They want attacking football and a say on transfers .... plus they know whoever is employed is a fall guy and not their choice... they needed someone in preseason ..
 
French defender Laurent Koscielny, 33, will be forced to train with Arsenal's kids even though the first team have returned from their US tour. (Mirror)

Yeah, that will make things easier.
<doh>
 
Fears over first-team appearances under Chelsea manager Frank Lampard prompted Brazil defender David Luiz, 32, to force a move to London rivals Arsenal. (Standard)

So, he left Chavs because he would spend time on their bench, and joined Arsenal because he'll waltz straight into their first XI.
 
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gooner4ever said:
@Hoddle Is A God

have you read the legal opinion that has been expressed on this thread, and if you have did you understand it or do you need someone to help explain the long sentences and big words.

Basically my bet terms are the ones that both parties have agreed to.

So what avatar shall I give Hiag - guys can you make some suggestions :)
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You still welching this bet ? @Hoddle Is A God
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Fears over first-team appearances under Chelsea manager Frank Lampard prompted Brazil defender David Luiz, 32, to force a move to London rivals Arsenal. (Standard)

So, he left Chavs because he would spend time on their bench, and joined Arsenal because he'll waltz straight into their first XI.
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He's a big improvement on any other defender they have tbf.
 
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Blueman said:
He's a big improvement on any other defender they have tbf.
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A defender who can’t defend is a defender who can’t defend.

All Arsenal have done is spend money and wages on a defender who can’t defend.
 
BobbyD said:
Didnt you just sign a non defending winger to be your left back?
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Will Poch play him as a fullback, when he’s that isn’t his strength? And when he had other, more obvious options?

We’ll see.

Perhaps Poch will coach some defending in him. Perhaps he’ll utilise him as an out and out winger to terrorise defences in the last 10 minutes of games?

Who knows!
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
A defender who can’t defend is a defender who can’t defend.

All Arsenal have done is spend money and wages on a defender who can’t defend.
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and one who probably won't play under Emery as he'll've been sacked by next season, and another who has made his name playing well against the pub teams of the SPL.
 
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