The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

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opinions on Rugby people. Both codes.

For me its like a bunch of men trying to convince themselves they are not gay by acting all rough and tough but in the end the allure of another mans bottom is to much to resist so in for a grab they go.
 
Surely it is cruel to bait the manc ****e with solid gold material like this? I'd feel cheap and dirty...oh what the ****!
 
Some may find this interesting...

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Personally I find it uninteresting but yet far more interesting than this thread.

The wonders of the world eh?
 
How about you idiots trying reading what he actually said and not just the media twist on things?

He never Rooney is as good as Pele. He said that Rooney plays in a similar aggressive style to Pele.

Typical idiotic Sun readers who don't look past the headline <doh>
 
good kop red kop said:
I posted this on the Man U banter board but it got lost amidst a load of sad banter about golf handicaps....

Rooney like Pele, but with prostitutes, says Ferguson

WAYNE Rooney is a white, prostitute-loving version of Pele, Sir Alex Ferguson has claimed.

Rooney likes to be carried round the hotel room by four naked women with artificial breasts
The Manchester United manager said his star striker had the pace, energy and aggression of the Brazilian legend, especially when he was pumping skanks in a four-star hotel near the M6.

Ferguson added: "When Pele tried that outrageous shot from the halfway line I'm reminded of how Wayne likes to stand on a chair in the corner of the hotel room and then try and land on a prostitute that's at least six feet away.

"And the daring and imagination of Pele dummying the Uruguayan keeper in the '70 World Cup is like Wayne when he puts on his brilliant Geordie accent and books an executive suite under the name of 'Roon Wayney'."

Experts are now poring over old videos of the great Brazilian just to double check whether or not Sir Alex is finally slipping into stage one dementia or whether he has been taking the wrong pills again.

Footballologist Julian Cook said: "The easiest way to work out if Wayne Rooney is as good as Pele is to watch footage of both of them and then not be completely idiotic."

Ferguson added: "Also, I love that bit in Escape to Victory where Michael Caine is showing the tactics on a blackboard and Pele takes the chalk and says 'I do this, this, this, this - goal'. It makes me think of Wayne, wandering into the bar of a Ramada Inn, eyeing-up the orange-skinned trollops and saying 'I do that one, that one, that one, that one - three hundred quid'.

"And just as Pele is a man of grace and intelligence and a wonderful ambassador for both football and his country, Wayne spent ninety grand on a Range Rover and likes to blow his muck up tarts."

GKRK
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The Daily Mash lightens up my days <ok>
 
Berbnanidez Videncia. said:
How about you idiots trying reading what he actually said and not just the media twist on things?

He never Rooney is as good as Pele. He said that Rooney plays in a similar aggressive style to Pele.

Typical idiotic Sun readers who don't look past the headline <doh>
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Then Ferguson is even more deluded than charged. Those of us who actually saw Pele play can tell you that there is very little similarity in style between the two players.

You've been around here long enough to know what you are doing with your reference to a certain newspaper and therefore deserve the personal **** that hopefully will be flowing your way.
 
Berbnanidez Videncia. said:
How about you idiots trying reading what he actually said and not just the media twist on things?

He never Rooney is as good as Pele. He said that Rooney plays in a similar aggressive style to Pele.

Typical idiotic Sun readers who don't look past the headline <doh>
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but the point is, rooney shouldnt be mentioned in the same hemisphere let alone breadth as the great man

"s*n readers" oh dear
 
BringBackfootie said:
Mr Ferguson has compared Wayne Rooney to Pele.


Has this old fool Alex Ferguson finally gone insane

I don't remember Pele screaming foul mouth abuse at refs
I don't remember Pele pulling a "the club is not matching my ambitions" stunt.
I don't remember Pele having to be chastised in front of the world in the biggest club game of te season.
I don't remember Pele as having 18 month periods where he was complete sheite
I don't remember Pele being a constant flop for brazil

In fact I can't remember any similarities between Rooney and Pele, in the way they carry themselves and certainly in the way they play.

Pele was a great footballer when the ball was a hunk of waterlogged leather.
Was a great footballer without modern training techniques and diet.
Was a great footballer on any stage.


Obviously I am taking this as Fergie blowing smoke up Wayne#'s arse to try to keep him playing well but at least base it in some truth, they are nothing alike in personality or skill and certainly not end result
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I don't remember Pele having a fight with a corner flag
I don't remember Pele selling his autobiography to a newspaper his home city hates
I don't remember Pele shagging whores.
 
Wayne Rooney is as good as Pele according to Baconface<laugh>
Whats next, Anderson is as good as Stevie Gerrard <doh>
I hope he means as good as Pele is now....as Pele is 70.
 
Did he say that? no. He said...

in responding to an observation from Benfica coach Jorge Jesus that Rooney is ''more Brazilian or Argentinian'' than English, Ferguson made his own comparison. ''Look at Pele,'' Ferguson added. ''He was a very aggressive attacker as well who could look after himself. So can Rooney. There are similarities that way in strength, speed and determination. But he is white, completely white.''

stop talking ****e kpr
 
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