The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

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Rusholme Ruffian said:
Jesus. Spoken like someone who has never played the game, once again.

I'm interested, do you only really recognise football as a 'proper' sport?
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I used to enjoy a game of golf. I can't now as my knees are f..ked through playing sport. It's OK if I've got a buggy. Cricket was the sport I was best at (Cheshire and Combined Universities, few for Lancashire 2nds). I think that's probably why I love it so much. I've now got a feeling we might beat Warwicks.
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
I used to enjoy a game of golf. I can't now as my knees are f..ked through playing sport. It's OK if I've got a buggy. Cricket was the sport I was best at (Cheshire and Combined Universities, few for Lancashire 2nds). I think that's probably why I love it so much. I've now got a feeling we might beat Warwicks.
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50 years of being on your knees sucking cock.
 
Skylarker said:
50 years of being on your knees sucking cock.
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I'll deal with you shortly.

Lancashire all out exactly 100 runs ahead. Not a bad semi-prediction from you Rusholme. Bring it on.

Skylarker. With a weapon the size of The Hammerhead, I don't have to get on my knees to suck my cock. My fame has spread and there's no shortage of ladies calling ti inspect his mighty girth.
 
UIR The Quest For Twenty said:
Have played it and like most people found it ****.

Only people who like the sport give it the time of day. Even footballing hating women will at times, sit down and be interested in football. he whole nation supports the england cricket team, british tennish players, even our darts players.

Never have the whole nation banded together in support of a middle aged man with awful dress sense ( a golfer ).

As far as I am concerned, those who find golf exciting or interesting are the ones who are strange.
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You've clearly never heard of the Ryder cup. Considering that a large majority of this nation is made up of complete ****ing chavs who cares what it thinks? Nothing makes me cringe more than the sight of an England flag dangling out of a window during a tournament. Bollocks to 'the whole nation'.

As far as I'm concerned, those who think golf is in any way at all **** are complete dickheads. <ok>
 
rusholme ruffian said:
you've clearly never heard of the ryder cup. Considering that a large majority of this nation is made up of complete ****ing chavs who cares what it thinks? Nothing makes me cringe more than the sight of an england flag dangling out of a window during a tournament. Bollocks to 'the whole nation'.

As far as i'm concerned, those who think golf is in any way at all **** are complete dickheads. <ok>
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oi. Have you seen the lancashire score, or wha'?
 
Rusholme Ruffian said:
You've clearly never heard of the Ryder cup. Considering that a large majority of this nation is made up of complete ****ing chavs who cares what it thinks? Nothing makes me cringe more than the sight of an England flag dangling out of a window during a tournament. Bollocks to 'the whole nation'.

As far as I'm concerned, those who think golf is in any way at all **** are complete dickheads. <ok>
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What about the ryder cup? Its the golf equivalent of the LDV Vans Reserve trophy at the end of the day.

Why does quite rightly saying golf is **** make someone a dickhead? I mean whats its appeal, what has it got that makes it stand out?

Man hits ball with some form of stick......been done better in other sports, hurling for example, ice hockey etc.

Calm collected atmosphere, a sport for kings.......Tennis has this and is far superior.

Heroes and people who capture the imagination......nope, football does but golf.....the most interesting thing golf can do is get some idiot to wear stupid ****ing trousers.

Look at the end of the day I think its **** like most people do. We are continually told how great it is but its just lies. There is nothing great about golf at all, not a single thing. If anything its an up your own arse type of pastime.
 
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