If you play off 26 then I will play off ten. I had given you a better advantage as it goes, I will get shots now on the harder holes. You'll get two shots on only some of those.
The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!
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I dont understand how all that stuff works... I shall just hack my way round an try an keep my temper under control.. I have a box of new balls which i dont think i will use, as I will no doubt lose them all having not played for 18 months...
Mr Ferguson has compared Wayne Rooney to Pele.
Has this old fool Alex Ferguson finally gone insane
I don't remember Pele screaming foul mouth abuse at refs
I don't remember Pele pulling a "the club is not matching my ambitions" stunt.
I don't remember Pele having to be chastised in front of the world in the biggest club game of te season.
I don't remember Pele as having 18 month periods where he was complete sheite
I don't remember Pele being a constant flop for brazil
In fact I can't remember any similarities between Rooney and Pele, in the way they carry themselves and certainly in the way they play.
Pele was a great footballer when the ball was a hunk of waterlogged leather.
Was a great footballer without modern training techniques and diet.
Was a great footballer on any stage.
Obviously I am taking this as Fergie blowing smoke up Wayne#'s arse to try to keep him playing well but at least base it in some truth, they are nothing alike in personality or skill and certainly not end result
Has this old fool Alex Ferguson finally gone insane
I don't remember Pele screaming foul mouth abuse at refs
I don't remember Pele pulling a "the club is not matching my ambitions" stunt.
I don't remember Pele having to be chastised in front of the world in the biggest club game of te season.
I don't remember Pele as having 18 month periods where he was complete sheite
I don't remember Pele being a constant flop for brazil
In fact I can't remember any similarities between Rooney and Pele, in the way they carry themselves and certainly in the way they play.
Pele was a great footballer when the ball was a hunk of waterlogged leather.
Was a great footballer without modern training techniques and diet.
Was a great footballer on any stage.
Obviously I am taking this as Fergie blowing smoke up Wayne#'s arse to try to keep him playing well but at least base it in some truth, they are nothing alike in personality or skill and certainly not end result
I posted this on the Man U banter board but it got lost amidst a load of sad banter about golf handicaps....
Rooney like Pele, but with prostitutes, says Ferguson
WAYNE Rooney is a white, prostitute-loving version of Pele, Sir Alex Ferguson has claimed.
Rooney likes to be carried round the hotel room by four naked women with artificial breasts
The Manchester United manager said his star striker had the pace, energy and aggression of the Brazilian legend, especially when he was pumping skanks in a four-star hotel near the M6.
Ferguson added: "When Pele tried that outrageous shot from the halfway line I'm reminded of how Wayne likes to stand on a chair in the corner of the hotel room and then try and land on a prostitute that's at least six feet away.
"And the daring and imagination of Pele dummying the Uruguayan keeper in the '70 World Cup is like Wayne when he puts on his brilliant Geordie accent and books an executive suite under the name of 'Roon Wayney'."
Experts are now poring over old videos of the great Brazilian just to double check whether or not Sir Alex is finally slipping into stage one dementia or whether he has been taking the wrong pills again.
Footballologist Julian Cook said: "The easiest way to work out if Wayne Rooney is as good as Pele is to watch footage of both of them and then not be completely idiotic."
Ferguson added: "Also, I love that bit in Escape to Victory where Michael Caine is showing the tactics on a blackboard and Pele takes the chalk and says 'I do this, this, this, this - goal'. It makes me think of Wayne, wandering into the bar of a Ramada Inn, eyeing-up the orange-skinned trollops and saying 'I do that one, that one, that one, that one - three hundred quid'.
"And just as Pele is a man of grace and intelligence and a wonderful ambassador for both football and his country, Wayne spent ninety grand on a Range Rover and likes to blow his muck up tarts."
GKRK
Rooney like Pele, but with prostitutes, says Ferguson
WAYNE Rooney is a white, prostitute-loving version of Pele, Sir Alex Ferguson has claimed.
Rooney likes to be carried round the hotel room by four naked women with artificial breasts
The Manchester United manager said his star striker had the pace, energy and aggression of the Brazilian legend, especially when he was pumping skanks in a four-star hotel near the M6.
Ferguson added: "When Pele tried that outrageous shot from the halfway line I'm reminded of how Wayne likes to stand on a chair in the corner of the hotel room and then try and land on a prostitute that's at least six feet away.
"And the daring and imagination of Pele dummying the Uruguayan keeper in the '70 World Cup is like Wayne when he puts on his brilliant Geordie accent and books an executive suite under the name of 'Roon Wayney'."
Experts are now poring over old videos of the great Brazilian just to double check whether or not Sir Alex is finally slipping into stage one dementia or whether he has been taking the wrong pills again.
Footballologist Julian Cook said: "The easiest way to work out if Wayne Rooney is as good as Pele is to watch footage of both of them and then not be completely idiotic."
Ferguson added: "Also, I love that bit in Escape to Victory where Michael Caine is showing the tactics on a blackboard and Pele takes the chalk and says 'I do this, this, this, this - goal'. It makes me think of Wayne, wandering into the bar of a Ramada Inn, eyeing-up the orange-skinned trollops and saying 'I do that one, that one, that one, that one - three hundred quid'.
"And just as Pele is a man of grace and intelligence and a wonderful ambassador for both football and his country, Wayne spent ninety grand on a Range Rover and likes to blow his muck up tarts."
GKRK
And they call us deluded? Is this the same Wayne Rooney that flop's/ bottles it at every international tournament he play's in?
Never played it, and I dont want to play it.
Its like watching Liverpool....BORING
Cricket talk was bad but golf...
Golf is one of the worst 'sports'* on earth. Slow, unexciting, tedious crap.
* It aint no sport, its like fishing or stamp collecting, a hobby/pastime.
The only reason old guys play golf is that the fat bastards are to unfit to play real sports by then.
Golf is one of the worst 'sports'* on earth. Slow, unexciting, tedious crap.
* It aint no sport, its like fishing or stamp collecting, a hobby/pastime.
The only reason old guys play golf is that the fat bastards are to unfit to play real sports by then.
That's what I thought till a mate asked me to go along and have a game. I never used to watch it on TV or anything, I hated it.
You'll be surprised how good it feels when you smash a ball down the fairway
Fergie is off his head saying that Rooney is as good as Pele l
Like you said bringbackfootie he is nowhere near as good a player like the great man
A lot of today's players would not be able to cope with how football got played then more physical,tougher,when hard tackles were handed out left right and center.
Like you said BBF Fergie blowing farts through his mouth
Like you said bringbackfootie he is nowhere near as good a player like the great man
A lot of today's players would not be able to cope with how football got played then more physical,tougher,when hard tackles were handed out left right and center.
Like you said BBF Fergie blowing farts through his mouth
That's what I thought till a mate asked me to go along and have a game. I never used to watch it on TV or anything, I hated it.
You'll be surprised how good it feels when you smash a ball down the fairway
I felt like going home.
Hants are holding out well. Lancs are 74 runs ahead with 1 wicket left.
Jesus. Spoken like someone who has never played the game, once again.
I'm interested, do you only really recognise football as a 'proper' sport?
I wasnt to bad actually. Putting was harder I thought but the whole thing was just tedious and a waste of my time I thought. I have played many sports and golf still ranks as the one I would never play again. I have played badminton and grass bowls more times ffs lol.
Have played it and like most people found it ****.
Only people who like the sport give it the time of day. Even footballing hating women will at times, sit down and be interested in football. he whole nation supports the england cricket team, british tennish players, even our darts players.
Never have the whole nation banded together in support of a middle aged man with awful dress sense ( a golfer ).
As far as I am concerned, those who find golf exciting or interesting are the ones who are strange.