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Off Topic Resignation letter

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Jul 8, 2019.

  1. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Are they still in the Football League ?
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Last time I looked, they were in the playoffs, but I don’t think that worked out for them.
     
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  3. Willhoops

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    I'm Batman, got no time for this ****, Soz

    Yours sincerely.
     
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  4. brb

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  5. Willhoops

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    PS I'm trying to keep it a secret so please keep it to yourselves
     
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  6. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Hello Mr Asda man

    I didn't wreck the truck, the truck wrecked me.
    So go and **** yourself with a packet of frozen Richmond skinless.

    Bye
     
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  7. haslam

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    I think things are complicated enough already without bringing sexual harassment into the mix.
     
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  8. Santaseyebrow

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    Just leave no letter required
     
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  9. Treble

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    I don't normally comment on this for my own reasons, but would say to NSIS that other things like bereavement aren't about stress (which can come later as your life falls apart so therefore can be a by product). I don't think I've suffered depression, but probably PTSD (which I know seems strange as I'm discounting stress but it can be a different thing imo) and don't mind admitting to having had counselling. Not in the ex-army sense as BRB mentions but can certainly relate to his comment about loss/death and the whole purpose of life self-reflection.

    Anyway that's my tuppence worth on the whole thing.
     
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  10. brb

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    I think we all have good and well put views <ok>

    Makes a change to have a sensible conversation.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Enough if that **** then!

    Here you go Comm


    Dear sir

    I am an orange, and oranges don't drive fork lifts.

    Yours faithfully
     
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    That is the most Colin from the Fast Show style comment you’ve ever posted.
     
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  13. Sharpe*

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    I've only written one - it doesn't have to be lengthy but just clear.

    "Please accept this letter as confirmation of my resignation from XYZ Ltd.
     
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  14. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    ouch ya twat.. ;)
     
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  15. Treble

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    At which point they sacked you because you worked for ABC <whistle>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    What's the Fast Show?
     
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  17. Treble

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    GTFO!
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

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    OK just kidding <laugh>
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Been a pleasant read, thanks.

    In bed by 10 yesterday, not a drop of alcohol.

    Up bright and early, took my mates dog for a run on the beach

    Went to work, still havn't written the letter, still havn't had the final investigation.

    Came home, cooked for later, and i only have 4 beers in the house, that's all i bought.
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    I used to regularly buy 4 beers - then without fail, when I was about half way through the second one I’d high-tail it down the offie before they shut, for fear of running out.
     
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