Off Topic Resignation letter
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You might in the future be relying on your current employer for a reference, so it's always favourable to leave on good terms. Just say something like...
Please accept this letter as my notice/formal resignation/ or I would like to inform you....blah blah, effective from one month/one week and date. Thank you for/ or I appreciate.....blah blah
Indeed. As much as you’d like to write “**** all of you ****s” you may need them to say nice stuff about you in future. It sucks but it’s the way it is.
Hand in the polite notice but also **** in bins.
A polite letter yes, a fook you, no. You don't even need to mention your reasoning in the letter. Just keep it brief and to the points I stated above. There is no need for it to be more than two or three sentences.
Comm, once you've left, got a new job secured and reference has been received by new employer, you can send a "**** you" letter 
Comm, once you've left, got a new job secured and reference has been received by new employer, you can send a "**** you" letter
I’ve always kept it short and sweet, pretty much as brb suggested.
The shortest and sweetest was probably when I asked a nightshift foreman at Safeway’s to let me out via the loading bays, halfway through my shift. When he said he couldn’t open up until the morning, I told him I could probably climb out the toilet windows anyway, but it was down to him if I had to smash one - and if I smashed one I might as well put em all through.
He let me out, and I didn’t go back to them for a reference. Jobs were easier to come by back then though.
The shortest and sweetest was probably when I asked a nightshift foreman at Safeway’s to let me out via the loading bays, halfway through my shift. When he said he couldn’t open up until the morning, I told him I could probably climb out the toilet windows anyway, but it was down to him if I had to smash one - and if I smashed one I might as well put em all through.
He let me out, and I didn’t go back to them for a reference. Jobs were easier to come by back then though.
Comm, once you've left, got a new job secured and reference has been received by new employer, you can send a "**** you" letter
Actually for a laugh we could turn this thread into the angry resignation letter examples:
Dear kunt chops,
I'm outta here to do my hoying else where, see yer later you bunch of mother fookers. So stick this letter up yer arse and I know who damaged your truck but i aint no grass, so fook off and die.
Comm the happy sausage muncher.
Well I was thinking if you write the angry one on here, you will get it out of your system and write a pleasant letter to your boss
she'll understand mate, anyone who knows me understands.Sounds a good idea
So two or three sentences, keep it polite (example above), hand it in to her, serve your notice, job done