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For our wedding anniversary I got my wife a map of the world and gave her a dart.
I said wherever the dart lands, we'll go there on holiday.
I'm happy to announce that in August we're going to spend a fortnight next to the telly...in the skirting board.

Just be relieved that your vacation isn't between your eyes, on the bridge of your nose.
 
For our wedding anniversary I got my wife a map of the world and gave her a dart.
I said wherever the dart lands, we'll go there on holiday.
I'm happy to announce that in August we're going to spend a fortnight next to the telly...in the skirting board.

Made me laugh (Preston Front-ish) this, Dennis.

Tomorrow is our 45th. I've been busy. I got a card and thought I was the dog's bollocks. I've been known to be away, lost somewhere, whatever. But I'm home now, so no excuses. At last I'm not only still game, but in front of it.

I woke up, not good on dates, but was ready for the 6th. So why did I give her it today?

Oh well, good intentions and all that.
Tomorrow is always another day.

Hope you are all doing okay. <cheers>
 
Made me laugh (Preston Front-ish) this, Dennis.

Tomorrow is our 45th. I've been busy. I got a card and thought I was the dog's bollocks. I've been known to be away, lost somewhere, whatever. But I'm home now, so no excuses. At last I'm not only still game, but in front of it.

I woke up, not good on dates, but was ready for the 6th. So why did I give her it today?

Oh well, good intentions and all that.
Tomorrow is always another day.

Hope you are all doing okay. <cheers>
45th! <applause>
Well played Fez and Mrs Fez
Easy mistake on the card, but on balance I’d think it’s best to give her one early rather than giving her one late
 
I was sat in a cocktail bar in London at a table next to Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner this past evening. I was quite surprised at how small she/he seemed, as I imagined she/he would be quite a tall and broad woman/man, not at all. Nice handbag mind you. And no it wasn't in Soho, I was there on Friday night.
 
Made me laugh (Preston Front-ish) this, Dennis.

Tomorrow is our 45th. I've been busy. I got a card and thought I was the dog's bollocks. I've been known to be away, lost somewhere, whatever. But I'm home now, so no excuses. At last I'm not only still game, but in front of it.

I woke up, not good on dates, but was ready for the 6th. So why did I give her it today?

Oh well, good intentions and all that.
Tomorrow is always another day.

Hope you are all doing okay. <cheers>

Nothing wrong with giving it her yesterday, just don't forget to give her the card today. <ok>