Do I have to be there? Now there's irony at its best.
I've not been invited to my own wake
As long as you lay there & don’t move I’ve no objections. We won’t put the lid on.
Off Topic Is Kemps doing one???
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As long as you lay there & don’t move I’ve no objections. We won’t put the lid on.
Ah them were the days. That little beer off they had at the back of Rampant Horse. Coming away with enough goodies to keep your E number count up for a week
Leccy bill? We were posh ****ers us, Chazz. We just stuck 50p in the back of telly and if the rent man came round, me mam would signal me to play up and bite him.
Ah them were the days. That little beer off they had at the back of Rampant Horse. Coming away with enough goodies to keep your E number count up for a week
Leccy bill? We were posh ****ers us, Chazz. We just stuck 50p in the back of telly and if the rent man came round, me mam would signal me to play up and bite him.
Our Mam signalled for us to go & play.
Ah them were the days. That little beer off they had at the back of Rampant Horse. Coming away with enough goodies to keep your E number count up for a week
Leccy bill? We were posh ****ers us, Chazz. We just stuck 50p in the back of telly and if the rent man came round, me mam would signal me to play up and bite him.
If anyone knocked on the door who we thought wanted paying hiding behind the sofa was the norm.
Same for us. This also included gypo's flogging pegs.
First time I saw a woman with a beard was a gypo, nowadays there's birds with beards everywhere.
Ah them were the days. That little beer off they had at the back of Rampant Horse. Coming away with enough goodies to keep your E number count up for a week
Leccy bill? We were posh ****ers us, Chazz. We just stuck 50p in the back of telly and if the rent man came round, me mam would signal me to play up and bite him.
Beer off at the Black Prince on Parkway was stupendous.
Nick pop bottles.
Return for deposit.
Buy goodies.
Repeat.
The circle of life when we was twelve.
Good news Kemps, I was never worried though as it’s only the good that die young.
I’m sorry but it would be far better with the lid on. Where else would everyone put their beer and crisps.
If the worse comes to the worse then the lid can be taken off so people can throw up in there if they have had too much instead of making a mess on the floor. Kemp’s won’t mind he is supposed to be dead anyway.
Great news Kemps, good pissup to celebrate. Give up them ***s though!