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Just seen that you hebrews and shebrews have your own app (v naughty).

Would you recommend I use that instead of chrome?
 
In other news my balls ache
Blueballs I think it's called
When you don't get no nookie for a while
Gona have to shag the bird later I think
What a treat she's in for
I bet she can't wait
 
What a terrible morning. Went to upgrade my phone after they called me yesterday to say I coukd have a free upgrade 6 weeks early. Get to EE and they point out they forgot to tell me that it was only a free upgrade if I was willing to increase my monthly tarriff.

Stormed over to Sainsburys in a rage looking to purchase a new Brita filter just so the drive wasn't totally wasted, only to be stopped be a bloke with free tasters trying to force some Waldord Salad upon me. The ****. Do i look like a man who dabbles in Waldorf Salad? Safe to say it took plenty of self restraint to not fly into a muay thai kick right into his prick.

What's the signal like on your Brita, Waldorf?
 
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Our health is our wealth, mate. Can't put a price on that.

I've got a big water filter that's set me back over 200 quid but its the dogs bollox and holds way more than the jugs you can pick up. They're still good mind. Anything is better than drinking straight from the tap.

We live in rural Hertfordshire and I spend a small fortune forever descaling stuff ... one positive about going down to her old girl's in Wales is the soft water ... tastes great straight from the tap and not a hint of ****ing limescale
 
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We live in rural Hertfordshire and I spend a small fortune forever descaling stuff ... one positive about going down to her old girl's in Wales is the soft water ... tastes great straight from the tap and not a hint of ****ing limescale

Same problem in rural shropshire. I love drinking the soft, gentle, refreshing h2o when I go and stay with Mrs Wonderland's family in South Wales.

The brita bottles work a treat. Cost nearly 20 quid like but handy as ****.
 
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