Off Topic The Burly Arms

To hide from you y'****.

 

#sweettalkingbastard

 

Just seen that you hebrews and shebrews have your own app (v naughty).

Would you recommend I use that instead of chrome?

 

Never used it.

 

#cough

 

I haven't!

 

Check lower.

 

You been on the smack again?

 

Don't think it's worked for about two years.

 

The app is ****e


Sent from my Nokia 3310 using a mouse in a wheel

 

In other news my balls ache
Blueballs I think it's called
When you don't get no nookie for a while
Gona have to shag the bird later I think
What a treat she's in for
I bet she can't wait

 

Getting my smoke on just had some poached eggs on toast now I'm gonna get baked like gregg.

Today I shall be smoking....
https://www.seedsman.com/en/big-buddha-cheesy-dick-feminised-seeds

Jokes I'm Smoking

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What's the signal like on your Brita, Waldorf?

 

We live in rural Hertfordshire and I spend a small fortune forever descaling stuff ... one positive about going down to her old girl's in Wales is the soft water ... tastes great straight from the tap and not a hint of ****ing limescale

 

Same problem in rural shropshire. I love drinking the soft, gentle, refreshing h2o when I go and stay with Mrs Wonderland's family in South Wales.

The brita bottles work a treat. Cost nearly 20 quid like but handy as ****.

 

Water is for pussies

No limescale here

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sucky is correct.

 

https://www.joe.co.uk/life/north-korea-wigan-train-232640-232640

Finally, a nice accessible getaway for the people of Wigan.

 

Why the **** would any self respecting North Korean go to ****ing Wigan for?

 

Pie butty?