Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Ouch

Schooled again eh Kips ?

 

Barca keeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen has not had a meaningful shot to save.
(Simon Stone, BBC Football Live)

Ouch!

 

You’re just jealous cos Matth’s got a massive chopper and you’ve got one of them little Chinese tadpoles that barely poke out past your rainforest of spiky pubes.

 

This is the first time Man Utd have failed to have a shot on target in the first half of a Champions League home game since November 2007 vs Sporting Lisbon.
(Tom Rostance, BBC Football Live)

Ouch!

 

Rice, Sancho and Wan-B doesn't improve you, in 5 years maybe. Not yet, no way. You need another billion to throw at older players... you won't win anything with kids.

 

Luke Shaw scored durrrrr!

 

Would you? Why? Our last 3 home games have been against Liverpool, Chelsea & Arsenal and we’ve not conceded a goal. Whereas United have lost their last 3 aways in all comps, twice at Wolves ffs.

 

Solskjaer "Pogba can run a game like this". Looks like he didn't get the memo

Dan Curtis

Tweet to BBC Football Live


Ouch!

 

Yeah we’ll buy foreigners too. Probably whoever Pep tries to sign.

 

VAR is heavily biased towards Utd, that's what we've learnt so far this season.

 

You manage to get that box of takeway in the changing room for Shaw at HT bro ?

 

Yea but that just means i have a monopoly on #earnobbingfetishes.com

Plus having that much matth jizz in one shot is messing with your brain bro

 

yeah, but you're using Salah as your base.

 

Yeah we won’t beat you lot on our current form.

 

It'll be a hard summer with prices, can't see too many incomings at many clubs tbh.

 

Get in Ajax

1-1, Neres

 

Deffo a red.

 

Ole will get £200m

 

****ed the order up. He wanted 3x the portion not free food so he could feed lukaku too

 

3 players then?

Sancho, Rice and some old geezer.