Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PINKIE]

Yeah, but apart from that...

Ouch

Schooled again eh Kips ?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Barca keeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen has not had a meaningful shot to save.
(Simon Stone, BBC Football Live)

Ouch!

 

[Tel (they/them)]

A @Tel and @matth cock sandwich?

You’re just jealous cos Matth’s got a massive chopper and you’ve got one of them little Chinese tadpoles that barely poke out past your rainforest of spiky pubes.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

This is the first time Man Utd have failed to have a shot on target in the first half of a Champions League home game since November 2007 vs Sporting Lisbon.
(Tom Rostance, BBC Football Live)

Ouch!

 

[Skylarker]

Probably £40m. If we get him, Rice (I’m not sold on him btw) and Sancho, we’ve got a good English contingent there with Shaw, Lingard, Rashford... NOT JONES.

Rice, Sancho and Wan-B doesn't improve you, in 5 years maybe. Not yet, no way. You need another billion to throw at older players... you won't win anything with kids.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

20:57
Post update
Man Utd 0-1 Barcelona
This is the first time Man Utd have failed to have a shot on target in the first half of a Champions League home game since November 2007 vs Sporting Lisbon.

Luke Shaw scored durrrrr!

 

[Tobes]

Misses West Ham and Everton, but is back for City and Chelsea. You'd expect Utd to win the other two anyway, though Everton's trickier now, it seems.

Would you? Why? Our last 3 home games have been against Liverpool, Chelsea & Arsenal and we’ve not conceded a goal. Whereas United have lost their last 3 aways in all comps, twice at Wolves ffs.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Solskjaer "Pogba can run a game like this". Looks like he didn't get the memo

Dan Curtis

Tweet to BBC Football Live


Ouch!

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Rice, Sancho and Wan-B doesn't improve you, in 5 years maybe. Not yet, no way. You need another billion to throw at older players... you won't win anything with kids.

Yeah we’ll buy foreigners too. Probably whoever Pep tries to sign.

 

[Skylarker]

Tbh i thought it was a pen. Obviously var man is a barca fan

VAR is heavily biased towards Utd, that's what we've learnt so far this season.

 

[PINKIE]

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Just another notch for fosse

You manage to get that box of takeway in the changing room for Shaw at HT bro ?

 

[BobbyD]

You’re just jealous cos Matth’s got a massive chopper and you’ve got one of them little Chinese tadpoles that barely poke out past your rainforest of spiky pubes.

Yea but that just means i have a monopoly on [HASHTAG]#earnobbingfetishes[/HASHTAG].com

Plus having that much matth jizz in one shot is messing with your brain bro

 

[Big Ern]

VAR is heavily biased towards Utd, that's what we've learnt so far this season.

yeah, but you're using Salah as your base.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Would you? Why? Our last 3 home games have been against Liverpool, Chelsea & Arsenal and we’ve not conceded a goal. Whereas United have lost their last 3 aways in all comps, twice at Wolves ffs.

Yeah we won’t beat you lot on our current form.

 

[Skylarker]

Yeah we’ll buy foreigners too. Probably whoever Pep tries to sign.

It'll be a hard summer with prices, can't see too many incomings at many clubs tbh.

 

[Archers Road]

Get in Ajax

1-1, Neres

 

[Skylarker]

yeah, but you're using Salah as your base.

Deffo a red.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

It'll be a hard summer with prices, can't see too many incomings at many clubs tbh.

Ole will get £200m

 

[BobbyD]

You manage to get that box of takeway in the changing room for Shaw at HT bro ?

****ed the order up. He wanted 3x the portion not free food so he could feed lukaku too

 

[Skylarker]

Ole will get £200m

3 players then?

Sancho, Rice and some old geezer.