Y'can't have baked beans in a chilli ffs!
You ****ing can where I come from

Y'can't have baked beans in a chilli ffs!

Is that black baked beans?
No. That would probably taste rather weird 
Chunky beef chilli with brown rice and grated cheddar, minus the baked beans.
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Was tasty as ****.
Some ****er had nicked my ground coriander and it definitely had a different taste to usual.
Brown rice is well nice.
Boil the noodles, drain all the water, then add to stir fry.I'm trying to make a stir-fry. Apparently you don't fry noodles. I thought you would just fry everything hence it being a 'stir fry'
First noodles went in the bin, they just stay hard when you try to fry them. I've put the next ones in boiling water. Pictures to follow.

not bad for a first attempt why did you put the beef in a slow cooker then stir fry?Now you may laugh but this is my proud moment. I got there at the second attempt.
I put the beef in the slow cooker and then fried it with noodles, red onion, leek, mushroom, green beans and baby corn and soy sauce.
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I've heard the phrase 'frying off' before. So I just thought I would just chuck it in the frying pan with everything else. Is it a proper stir fry if you don't fry anything?not bad for a first attempt why did you put the beef in a slow cooker then stir fry?
seems a wasted load of time/
My method is. Heat some oil, throw in some eggs, who can whisk them them first, but i never do. I whisk them in the wok.I've heard the phrase 'frying off' before. So I just thought I would just chuck it in the frying pan with everything else. Is it a proper stir fry if you don't fry anything?
It was nice
Nice, I prefer a little more chili sauce with mine.Chunky beef chilli with brown rice and grated cheddar, minus the baked beans.
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That first line. Why do eggs come into a stir fry? That sounds rank.My method is. Heat some oil, throw in some eggs, who can whisk them them first, but i never do. I whisk them in the wok.
Let the eggs go a bit, break them up, add the garlic (i often skip this bit as it kills me) onions, mushrooms etc,. fry it at a high heat heat, with your soy sauce,
Add your meat, you chose beef, just slice it and hoy it in.
Fry it of, don't take long, a minute or 2.
Add a sauce, i usually go for a hoisin or chowmein.. Cook it a little bit.
Throw in the noodles bit by bit, keep stirring.
Then it's done, from start to finish, 10 minutes. the prep takes longer
Use a very sharp knife, you'll release less enzymes or get someone else to cut them.That first line. Why do eggs come into a stir fry? That sounds rank.
Any tips on protecting my eyes when I cut onion?
Really? Are you taking the pissUse a very sharp knife, you'll release less enzymes or get someone else to cut them.

No, straight up.Really? Are you taking the piss
I can't get anybody else to cut them, I live by myself.