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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Alright then, I'll give it a go...
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Philistine <grr> <laugh>
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Saff don't cut off the root bit of the onion till last. Just cut in half peel, and slice then cut the root bit off
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    You can buy Straight to Wok noodles that you can just fry with the rest of it, I also think they are better tasting.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    Yes, stop being a girl and get on with it. :biggrin:
     
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  6. Saintmagic

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    I always cut them under running water, I was told that something about the water reacting with the onion vapour means it doesn't reach your eyes. Probably some old wives tale but doesn't **** my eyes up so seems to work.
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Isn't there some bollocks about doing it with a spoon in your mouth?
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes>
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Wear goggles, failing that get your bitch to do them...that always works for my eyes
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He hasn't got one.
     
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  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Just made an omelette, added some feta
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    @monacoger
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    Bacon and goats cheese is good on an omelette.
     
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  14. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Pretty much everything is good in an omelette.
     
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    Really fancied baked beans tonight but couldnt find any Heinz here and the local Indonesian version is ****. So bought a can of Cooked Pinto Beans in a tomato and Jalapeno Sauce. Superb on toast - presumably what the Mexicans eat when they fancy a TV dinner.
     
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  16. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Course you can fry noodles - Mie Goreng is very popular dish here. Would guess you would have to boil them a bit first though - will ask the maid and post a recipe for you.
     
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  17. JakartaToon

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    Probably not that popular in the Fan household though - unless he can get beef bacon.
     
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  18. Sweats

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    He probably had the dried version of noodles. Not sure they’d respond well to being lobbed in a frying pan.
     
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  19. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Yeah these were hard and just stayed hard. I then put the next ones in some boiling water for a few minutes and then lobbed them in the frying pan.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    @CBD saffy get straight to wok noodles you can fry that **** bro. Then get some pre-chopped onion, in a bag. Put everything in a wok, fry, put some sauce on, taste it, add seasoning... slide the entire contents of the wok into the nearest bin, walk to shop, get Doritos and dip and **** it.
     
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