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Breaking up

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by thefanwithnoname, Mar 22, 2019.

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  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Eh?

    Was on about your thread a few weeks back <doh>
     
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    Libby, Mar 22, 2019
  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I was pissed and that was like 8 weeks ago.

    Take your sober memory elsewhere <laugh><diva><laugh>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Mar 22, 2019
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    She's 29

    Sent me this last night...

    I'll bang her if I'm bored one night. She sounds like a right laugh tbf.

    Screenshot_20190322-203547_WhatsApp.jpg
     
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    Skylarker, Mar 22, 2019
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  4. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    What the **** are them things on her chest?

    I think she's more chubby than you think and with no tits. Had these before. Nice lips, though.

    It's your hole, get it rattled <ok>
    <applause> A man after my own heart <ok>
     
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    Saf, Mar 22, 2019
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  5. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Wedding photos are nice

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    Saf, Mar 22, 2019
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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  7. yossarian

    yossarian Well-Known Member

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    That is pretty much spot on. The answer may be a part-time girlfriend or even better some kind of timeshare arrangement where you have her one day every couple of weeks and other guys, girls or both have her for the other 13 days.
     
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    yossarian, Mar 22, 2019
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ****ing Hell <laugh>
     
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  9. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Wtf is that?!..

    It looks like something out of a horror movie!...imagine waking up one morning and seeing that lying next to you. You’d never drink again!..<yikes>

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    NSIS, Mar 22, 2019
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    She must be fcking minted!
     
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    Treble, Mar 22, 2019
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Hell no!
     
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  13. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    It’s a good 3-4 Pinter mate. Maybe looks better with her warpaint on...
     
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    NSIS, Mar 22, 2019
  14. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    I don’t think we’re programmed for monogamy. Maybe later in life but not when we’re young.
     
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    Stan, Mar 22, 2019
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    ****ing hell <yikes>

    That bottom one
     
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  16. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I assume the 5th one down was just before the 1996 Cup final?
     
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  17. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    It's not a Clio is it ??
     
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    Edelman, Mar 22, 2019
  18. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Good post !:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  19. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    3 of my mates have girlfriends they see twice a week .
    They are all pretty happy and free !!
    I kind of envy them in a way !!
    Our lass drives me mad !
    Got my own bedroom and various Belgian ales though.
     
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    Edelman, Mar 22, 2019
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  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Didnt realise that if you get a random text from your woman saying 'miss you', youre supposed to reply back 'miss you too'...because obviously you felt the same thing as she did at the exact time she did.

    Worst one is 'do you miss me?', truth is i saw you yesterday/earlier, so not really, if im honest. So now i either lie or i admit to myself that i am a slave for your ego.
     
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    Spurlock, Mar 23, 2019
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