Breaking up

[Milk not bear jizz]

You never forget how to use your knob, friend.

I never did.

Mind you, I did have to put in a lot of practice on my own, at times.

Hope you find some comfort in that.

Somewhere now, a Samaritan hotline phone is ringing.

 

[Spurlock]

@Spurlock where you at bud?

This thread needs your input

Too many

End of the day I'm a free spirit..women eventually grind me down. I've tried but they just piss me off eventually

I can't pretend to be interested in things I'm not interested in..I don't want to say 'I love you' just because you want to say it to me and therefore expect it back.

I don't like your friends and i can't pretend to.

I don't always agree with your mothering skills so I have to tell you

I don't care if I liked certain things when we met, I'm not like you, I evolve...now I don't like them

I don't want to have to text you that I've got to work safe...I'm not a mong and I managed before you arrived on the scene

I think people who are on more than one form of social media is a **** and I'm afraid I can't change that rule for you...therefore you are a **** too

I think it looks **** on you tbh...if I lie then I'll be walking around with you whilst thinking you look like a ****, don't be upset...I'm just being honest

I know it's our day off...that doesn't mean I have to walk around like a stray dog all day...I want to stay at home.

I don't want to share my bed every single night with you...I want my own bed...I want to spread...I want to lay in the middle...so don't be offended when I look pleased just because you're going to your mum's for the week.

I'm sorry but I'm not free for lunch on Saturday afternoon...I want to watch football...yeah well it's not my fault either...it's what I do and have always done...leave me alone...**** off.

Could go on but yeah this relationship lark isn't for me

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Too many

End of the day I'm a free spirit..women eventually grind me down. I've tried but they just piss me off eventually

I can't pretend to be interested in things I'm not interested in..I don't want to say 'I love you' just because you want to say it to me and therefore expect it back.

I don't like your friends and i can't pretend to.

I don't always agree with your mothering skills so I have to tell you

I don't care if I liked certain things when we met, I'm not like you, I evolve...now I don't like them

I don't want to have to text you that I've got to work safe...I'm not a ****ing mong and I managed before you arrived on the scene

I think people who are on more than one form of social media is a **** and I'm afraid I can't change that rule for you...therefore you are a **** too

I think it looks **** on you tbh...if I lie then I'll be walking around with you whilst thinking you look like a ****, don't be upset...I'm just being honest

I know it's our day off...that doesn't mean I have to walk around like a stray dog all day...I want to stay at home.

I don't want to share my bed every single day with you...I want my own bed...I want to spread...I want to lay in the middle...so don't be offended when I look pleased just because you're going to your mum's for the week.

I'm sorry but I'm not free for lunch on Saturday afternoon...I want to watch football...yeah well it's not my fault either...it's what I do and have always done...leave me alone...**** off.

Could go on but yeah this relationship lark isn't for me

You should be a marriage guidance counsellor, Bruv.

 

[thefanwithnoname]

Too many

End of the day I'm a free spirit..women eventually grind me down. I've tried but they just piss me off eventually

I can't pretend to be interested in things I'm not interested in..I don't want to say 'I love you' just because you want to say it to me and therefore expect it back.

I don't like your friends and i can't pretend to.

I don't always agree with your mothering skills so I have to tell you

I don't care if I liked certain things when we met, I'm not like you, I evolve...now I don't like them

I don't want to have to text you that I've got to work safe...I'm not a ****ing mong and I managed before you arrived on the scene

I think people who are on more than one form of social media is a **** and I'm afraid I can't change that rule for you...therefore you are a **** too

I think it looks **** on you tbh...if I lie then I'll be walking around with you whilst thinking you look like a ****, don't be upset...I'm just being honest

I know it's our day off...that doesn't mean I have to walk around like a stray dog all day...I want to stay at home.

I don't want to share my bed every single day with you...I want my own bed...I want to spread...I want to lay in the middle...so don't be offended when I look pleased just because you're going to your mum's for the week.

I'm sorry but I'm not free for lunch on Saturday afternoon...I want to watch football...yeah well it's not my fault either...it's what I do and have always done...leave me alone...**** off.

Could go on but yeah this relationship lark isn't for me

I can see where I went wrong.

 

[Skylarker]

Any tips?

I'm realising how the years have made me awkward in situations I would be life and soul of. The daily family life and stuff means I've kind of forgotten how to be single, if that makes sense?

The internet. Rammed with cock hungry whores.

 

[Skylarker]

11.5 miles away.... worth the trip?

I tend to stay under 10 miles so not sure..

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[Tel (they/them)]

Did you stay in touch?

Ha I bumped into her dad when I was packing shopping into my boot in Tesco and he tried being nice to me but I just blanked him.

11.5 miles away.... worth the trip?

I tend to stay under 10 miles so not sure..

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I wouldn’t bother with that one mate, by chance you might be passing one day but other than that, I’d swerve that vegan.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Dunno why they both posted together... must have forgot to press post earlier to Stan.

 

[NSIS]

11.5 miles away.... worth the trip?

I tend to stay under 10 miles so not sure..

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Looks a bit young mate. Any pics of the coachwork?

 

[Treble]

Probably the worst place to put this but I need a laugh.

Right lads not been on here much as been going through some ****e.

Bottom line is looking like marriage is over n that. Thing is I'm actually looking and feeling happier than I have done for time, as has been commented on by family n friends. Which has me feeling a little guilty tbh.

I know a few on here have been through break ups n that so go on tell me what time went through. And how you got on after. How did you deal with it and shnizzle

Keep that attitude, she'll soon be crowing for you again when she can't figure out the pressure on the combi-boiler

 

[Treble]

11.5 miles away.... worth the trip?

I tend to stay under 10 miles so not sure..

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Go, but keep an eye out for Dark Justice

 

[luvgonzo]

I'm too lazy to go out on dates n' ****.

 

[NSIS]

Don't let yourself get stuck at home. If you split put yourself out there and make new connections.

See @Skylarker for further instructions.

 

[Archers Road]

Been there twice mate, it’s not much fun and it’s ****ing expensive! If you can get it done as amicably as possible, then do.

This is sound advice. Avoid bitterness, recriminations, and the courts if you can. Try and remain on as good terms as you can, especially if kids are involved- but also for your own peace of mind.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

**** relationships.

I’m in one, don’t like it.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

11.5 miles away.... worth the trip?

I tend to stay under 10 miles so not sure..

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Looks like she's from a rough area, someone shot her with a pellet gun above her lip.

 

[Libby]

**** relationships.

I’m in one, don’t like it.

Yeah we know mate

 

[BobbyD]

Too many

End of the day I'm a free spirit..women eventually grind me down. I've tried but they just piss me off eventually

I can't pretend to be interested in things I'm not interested in..I don't want to say 'I love you' just because you want to say it to me and therefore expect it back.

I don't like your friends and i can't pretend to.

I don't always agree with your mothering skills so I have to tell you

I don't care if I liked certain things when we met, I'm not like you, I evolve...now I don't like them

I don't want to have to text you that I've got to work safe...I'm not a ****ing mong and I managed before you arrived on the scene

I think people who are on more than one form of social media is a **** and I'm afraid I can't change that rule for you...therefore you are a **** too

I think it looks **** on you tbh...if I lie then I'll be walking around with you whilst thinking you look like a ****, don't be upset...I'm just being honest

I know it's our day off...that doesn't mean I have to walk around like a stray dog all day...I want to stay at home.

I don't want to share my bed every single night with you...I want my own bed...I want to spread...I want to lay in the middle...so don't be offended when I look pleased just because you're going to your mum's for the week.

I'm sorry but I'm not free for lunch on Saturday afternoon...I want to watch football...yeah well it's not my fault either...it's what I do and have always done...leave me alone...**** off.

Could go on but yeah this relationship lark isn't for me

This could be a money spinner my friend. You need to patent this speech bro

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I'm too lazy to go out on dates n' ****.

You wife is probably happy about that.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Yeah we know mate

Behave