Breaking up

Somewhere now, a Samaritan hotline phone is ringing.

 

Too many

End of the day I'm a free spirit..women eventually grind me down. I've tried but they just piss me off eventually

I can't pretend to be interested in things I'm not interested in..I don't want to say 'I love you' just because you want to say it to me and therefore expect it back.

I don't like your friends and i can't pretend to.

I don't always agree with your mothering skills so I have to tell you

I don't care if I liked certain things when we met, I'm not like you, I evolve...now I don't like them

I don't want to have to text you that I've got to work safe...I'm not a mong and I managed before you arrived on the scene

I think people who are on more than one form of social media is a **** and I'm afraid I can't change that rule for you...therefore you are a **** too

I think it looks **** on you tbh...if I lie then I'll be walking around with you whilst thinking you look like a ****, don't be upset...I'm just being honest

I know it's our day off...that doesn't mean I have to walk around like a stray dog all day...I want to stay at home.

I don't want to share my bed every single night with you...I want my own bed...I want to spread...I want to lay in the middle...so don't be offended when I look pleased just because you're going to your mum's for the week.

I'm sorry but I'm not free for lunch on Saturday afternoon...I want to watch football...yeah well it's not my fault either...it's what I do and have always done...leave me alone...**** off.

Could go on but yeah this relationship lark isn't for me

 

You should be a marriage guidance counsellor, Bruv.

 

I can see where I went wrong.

 

The internet. Rammed with cock hungry whores.

 

11.5 miles away.... worth the trip?

I tend to stay under 10 miles so not sure..

 

Ha I bumped into her dad when I was packing shopping into my boot in Tesco and he tried being nice to me but I just blanked him.

I wouldn’t bother with that one mate, by chance you might be passing one day but other than that, I’d swerve that vegan.

 

Dunno why they both posted together... must have forgot to press post earlier to Stan.

 

Looks a bit young mate. Any pics of the coachwork?

 

Keep that attitude, she'll soon be crowing for you again when she can't figure out the pressure on the combi-boiler

 

Go, but keep an eye out for Dark Justice

 

I'm too lazy to go out on dates n' ****.

 

See @Skylarker for further instructions.

 

This is sound advice. Avoid bitterness, recriminations, and the courts if you can. Try and remain on as good terms as you can, especially if kids are involved- but also for your own peace of mind.

 

**** relationships.

I’m in one, don’t like it.

 

Looks like she's from a rough area, someone shot her with a pellet gun above her lip.

 

Yeah we know mate

 

This could be a money spinner my friend. You need to patent this speech bro

 

You wife is probably happy about that.

 

Behave