The Ailments Thread

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Occasionally, once or twice a year, I get gout which makes it very painful to walk on one foot for a while. Usually subsides within two days.
I don't drink so much these days but apparently weight-loss can be a factor and even tuna* which I eat every lunchtime.

*The fish, not our ex token bird.
 
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Sometimes if I am walking down a dark alley late at night I get this sense of terrible foreboding, as if any minute now there is going to be an horrific attack. I wonder if the women I am following feel the same? It would explain the pepper spray anyway.
 
stopmeandslapme said:
Occasionally, once or twice a year, I get gout which makes it very painful to walk on one foot for a while. Usually subsides within two days.
I don't drink so much these days but apparently weight-loss can be a factor and even tuna* which I eat every lunchtime.

*The fish, not our ex token bird.
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Why on earth do you walk on one foot?
 
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Ah ha ha looks like the raging alky chain smoker (me) is the healthiest **** in here.

You will all die before me and I will drink to you all.

<cheers>
 
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If I have ever needed to go to a doctor it is because I have brought it on myself.
 
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