1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Lunch thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Anilingus Aficionado, Feb 26, 2019.

Page 1 of 3
  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    35,077
    Likes Received:
    46,400
    Looking for inspiration lads?

    Wot use avin for midday meal?
     
    #1
    The Anilingus Aficionado, Feb 26, 2019
  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2018
    Messages:
    24,760
    Likes Received:
    31,756
    Soup and sandwiches for this ****ter.

    Splendiferous.
     
    #2
    Easter Road 1980, Feb 26, 2019
  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2011
    Messages:
    38,407
    Likes Received:
    14,919
    boiled egg and bransons on pan bread
     
    #3
    Mind The Duck, Feb 26, 2019
  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    Broon breed and tuna.
     
    #4
    DevAdvocate, Feb 26, 2019
  5. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2011
    Messages:
    3,709
    Likes Received:
    1,726
    During my 'dry oots' I start the day with three boiled eggs followed by burnt bacon sandwiches. At some time mid afternoon I will have a (Lidl) steak with fried potatoes flavoured with various sauces, herbs and mixes.

    These three 'nosebags' will be accompanied by chilled Pepsi and/or Irn Bru.

    Usually fit in some (again Lidl) Nurnberger Bratwurst however this fine store has temporarily stopped stocking these wee beauties; I am f****n' bereft!

    BR2.jpg
     
    #5
    bayernkenny, Feb 26, 2019
  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2018
    Messages:
    24,760
    Likes Received:
    31,756
    Love tuna. In fact pretty much all fish.

    I know my plaice.
     
    #6
    Easter Road 1980, Feb 26, 2019
    The Anilingus Aficionado likes this.

  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    You haddock go there
     
    #7
    DevAdvocate, Feb 26, 2019
  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2018
    Messages:
    24,760
    Likes Received:
    31,756
    Why are you still alive, old man?

    Are the so called experts preaching utter nonsense as usual?

    Personally I don't listen to anything they say, they change their minds from one moment to the next.
     
    #8
    Easter Road 1980, Feb 26, 2019
    bayernkenny likes this.
  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    36,025
    Likes Received:
    20,933
    Tesco Meal Deal <cool>

    Falafel wrap, spicy Nik-Naks and a bottle of Orangina <cool>

    #Elite
     
    #9
    Toby, Feb 26, 2019
    Deleted....... likes this.
  10. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2018
    Messages:
    24,760
    Likes Received:
    31,756
    I don't want to carp on about it but...................

    Sorry what did you say?

    I'm a tad hard of herring.
     
    #10
    Easter Road 1980, Feb 26, 2019
    Toley Fart and DevAdvocate like this.
  11. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2018
    Messages:
    24,760
    Likes Received:
    31,756
    ****s food personified.
     
    #11
    Easter Road 1980, Feb 26, 2019
    Toley Fart likes this.
  12. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2011
    Messages:
    3,709
    Likes Received:
    1,726
    I just keep rollin' along!
     
    #12
    bayernkenny, Feb 26, 2019
  13. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2018
    Messages:
    24,760
    Likes Received:
    31,756
    Good!!

    Too many people get preoccupied with how so called know-it-alls telling us how we should live our lives. I mean, we're all going to die anyway so what the ****, may as well enjoy it whilst we are here.

    You keep rolling along with the rest of us.
     
    #13
    Easter Road 1980, Feb 26, 2019
  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    36,025
    Likes Received:
    20,933
    Did you have the same? <diva>
     
    #14
    Toby, Feb 26, 2019
  15. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2018
    Messages:
    24,760
    Likes Received:
    31,756
    No.

    Next stupid question, smelly?
     
    #15
    Easter Road 1980, Feb 26, 2019
  16. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2011
    Messages:
    3,709
    Likes Received:
    1,726
    More likely to die in a road accident, die of hypothermia in the Bavarian Alps or just simply perform a 'collapso' from (bourbon) alkohol poisoning.

    As long as I get about five years as a dug owner and see FC Bayern win the Champion's League again I couldnae really give a f**k!

    WHT2.jpg FCB silver - black.png Pr1.jpg
     
    #16
    bayernkenny, Feb 26, 2019
  17. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    35,077
    Likes Received:
    46,400
    I just had a banana and a coffee.
     
    #17
    The Anilingus Aficionado, Feb 26, 2019
  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2015
    Messages:
    67,193
    Likes Received:
    53,417
    I thought you Scotch types call it dinner
     
    #18
    DUNCAN DONUTS, Feb 26, 2019
  19. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2011
    Messages:
    3,709
    Likes Received:
    1,726
    Only the 'lower' classes.
     
    #19
    bayernkenny, Feb 26, 2019
  20. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    35,077
    Likes Received:
    46,400
    No, dinner is dinner which is the meal after lunch.

    Breakfast, lunch then dinner.

    Breakfast was porridge and blueberries.
    Lunch was a banana
    Dinner tbc by Julie circa 3pm when I text her.
     
    #20
    The Anilingus Aficionado, Feb 26, 2019
    DevAdvocate likes this.
Page 1 of 3
: toby is Momo, toby told kid to kill himself at 8th b'day party, toby exploded as fat kid munched quorndog, toby devasted as momo steals his punchline

Share This Page