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  1. Masanari

    Masanari Active Member

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    [video=youtube;4Eu9RMf40Ng]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eu9RMf40Ng&feature=related[/video]
     
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    Masanari, Sep 8, 2011
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    Last summer I actually ate some bird ****.

    I was sitting under a tree in a park eating some chicken pasta for lunch whilst reading a book. I was so engrossed in the book that I didn't notice that a bird above me in the tree shat in my lunch. I took a mouthful of the most disgusting and bitter substance I have ever tasted!!
     
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    simonbh7, Sep 8, 2011
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> ****ing hell. She needs a slap. How's it going Rozza? When are you signing for the Toon?
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Sep 8, 2011
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    If a bird ****s on your car bonnet...............................................don't take her home to meet your parents!!
     
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    simonbh7, Sep 8, 2011
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Too late.
     
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    Blood I cant stand the sight of it and pass out if I see a drop.
     
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    captainmycaptain, Sep 8, 2011
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    I was swimming in the sea years back and an alarm went off from the lifeguards to get out of the water.

    It was one of these brutes:

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    A portuguese man of war.
     
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    And if an Elephant comes through your front door..............................swim!
     
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    "not" geniusvoiceoreason, Sep 8, 2011
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    Argh, nooooo. My mate had a bird **** on his ice cream but somehow he saw it and avoided this sort of catastrophe.
     
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    skalpel, Sep 8, 2011

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    Heights, Birds, Snake, i also know a girl who is petrified of cardboard!?
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Sep 8, 2011
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    I've heard of humans having bird flu before but I haven't heard of them having bird poo before.
     
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    Yeah, i hate pigeons, I swear they always try and fly towards my head
     
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    MagpieMuzz, Sep 8, 2011
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Nice!! I ****ing hate those bastards.

    Its a horrible feeling being stung by one. It was even caught on camera as this woman was filming her husband swimming next to me in the sea as we were on a boat trip. They were in our hotel so I was able to see it later on. Had to piss on my arm and had the mark of a jellyfish on my arm for days!
     
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    When people talk about fears it always reminds me of this sketch (towards the end)

    [video=youtube;fzjUK8YsGmE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzjUK8YsGmE[/video]
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, Sep 8, 2011
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    not so bad mate, dont get to post on here as much as back in the day (the real old day of the old, old version of 606!)

    As usual its all about agents amigo, sooner or later though I'll be donning the stripes.<ok>
     
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    Rozzazinho, Sep 8, 2011
  17. Mick O'Toon

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    I have a phobia of goats and I've had it since I was a kid <whistle>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 8, 2011
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    Seriously? Goats? Why?
     
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    skalpel, Sep 8, 2011
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    When on earth would you see a goat?
     
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