People's worst fears

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Last summer I actually ate some bird ****.

I was sitting under a tree in a park eating some chicken pasta for lunch whilst reading a book. I was so engrossed in the book that I didn't notice that a bird above me in the tree shat in my lunch. I took a mouthful of the most disgusting and bitter substance I have ever tasted!!
 
Rozzazinho said:
I know a lass who is scared of sharks. Now theres nowt unusual about that, after all i think we are all a bit wary of a hooge fish with massive teeth and a bad attitude.

She took it to the extreme tho, she couldnt see one on tv, she couldnt see a picture of one without getting upset.

To try the theory out I drew a shark on the beermat under her drink when she went to the bog. She was genuinely bothered by it and her lad had to remove the offending scribble!
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<laugh> ****ing hell. She needs a slap. How's it going Rozza? When are you signing for the Toon?
 
I was swimming in the sea years back and an alarm went off from the lifeguards to get out of the water.

It was one of these brutes:

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A portuguese man of war.
 
simonbh7 said:
Last summer I actually ate some bird ****.

I was sitting under a tree in a park eating some chicken pasta for lunch whilst reading a book. I was so engrossed in the book that I didn't notice that a bird above me in the tree shat in my lunch. I took a mouthful of the most disgusting and bitter substance I have ever tasted!!
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Argh, nooooo. My mate had a bird **** on his ice cream but somehow he saw it and avoided this sort of catastrophe.
 
simonbh7 said:
Last summer I actually ate some bird ****.

I was sitting under a tree in a park eating some chicken pasta for lunch whilst reading a book. I was so engrossed in the book that I didn't notice that a bird above me in the tree shat in my lunch. I took a mouthful of the most disgusting and bitter substance I have ever tasted!!
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I've heard of humans having bird flu before but I haven't heard of them having bird poo before.
 
Mifune said:
When I was a kid I used to be scared of overly large dandelions (no idea where that came from), once my sister found a masisve one and scared the crap out of me with it. I also used to have some gerbils as a pet when I was younger and I got scared to touch or hold them because they were quite bitey and in the end one ate another one because I had not fed it enough, I still feel terrible for that.

Does anyone else hate pigeons? I ****ing hate them, I always think they are going to fly up into my face.
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Yeah, i hate pigeons, I swear they always try and fly towards my head
 
overseasTOON said:
I was swimming in the sea years back and an alarm went off from the lifeguards to get out of the water.

It was one of these brutes:

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A portuguese man of war.
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Nice!! I ****ing hate those bastards.

Its a horrible feeling being stung by one. It was even caught on camera as this woman was filming her husband swimming next to me in the sea as we were on a boat trip. They were in our hotel so I was able to see it later on. Had to piss on my arm and had the mark of a jellyfish on my arm for days!
 
When people talk about fears it always reminds me of this sketch (towards the end)

[video=youtube;fzjUK8YsGmE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzjUK8YsGmE[/video]
 
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