Saint Joakim!
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garysfc
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In before someone else dredges up his FIFA stats... (I'm not for a moment suggesting FIFA can tell us if he'll be a success or not, but I guess it can highlight some key areas and traits in his game - as I assume he's a relative unknown for nearly everyone here)
His top 10 stats are...
89 sprint speed
88 stamina
87 acceleration
80 jumping
75 dribbling
74 tackling
73 crossing
73 strength
72 passing
71 ball control
Current rating: 72/100
Potential rating: 84/100
And now I'm logging off and calling it a night.
Not that it really matters DTLW but just out of interest how does Cedric stack up?
Running fast .........................90
Defending far post crosses ...4
Turning back .........................88
Crosses.................................AA *
Shooting from 25 yards.........2
Free kicks..............................1 **
Facial Hair..............................13
70s Porn Star looks...............78
Throw-ins...............................50 ***
Cuteness................................75
Girlfriend.................................100
* row where they end up
** 1 out of 1 scored.
*** mostly fault of teammates for standing still.
Defending far post crosses ...4
Turning back .........................88
Crosses.................................AA *
Shooting from 25 yards.........2
Free kicks..............................1 **
Facial Hair..............................13
70s Porn Star looks...............78
Throw-ins...............................50 ***
Cuteness................................75
Girlfriend.................................100
* row where they end up
** 1 out of 1 scored.
*** mostly fault of teammates for standing still.
Never gotten the porn star vibe from Cedric's look. It's more "waiter at an upscale restaurant with (unrealistic) aspirations of becoming the maitre d'hotel".
Which means that Rafa ought to sign him, come to think.
Which means that Rafa ought to sign him, come to think.
Ask your ‘’mate’ about the actors in his 70s movie collection... maybe not the same as my mate’s collection.
We can both agree that Cedric looks like the co-star in a 70s porn flick set in an upscale restaurant, though.
/'Madame, eez nice that you wish to give me tip, but purrrhaps zis time I give you tip?"
/'Madame, eez nice that you wish to give me tip, but purrrhaps zis time I give you tip?"
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Sounds a promising change.
Will miss Cedric though, especially the goals he adds.
Will miss Cedric though, especially the goals he adds.
Every Saints right back gets one wondergoal. Once they have scored their wondergoal, it's time to ship them out.
You must be joakim. Sorry if someone got there first.
At his age might block the path for vallery. But big and fast sound good.
At his age might block the path for vallery. But big and fast sound good.
ihatemyselfandwanttodie
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I was all excited thinking it was Julian from Coventry
As long as it's not Julianne from Coventry, anybody remember this?...
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She’s a lovely lady is Ms Regan.
ihatemyselfandwanttodie
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I was gonna correct you and say he's actually quite a big Dane, but I suppose for us he'll be more of the medium Dane.
O Jogo reporting that Saints have agreed on a fee of £17.3m (€20m) with Inter Milan and the deal will be completed in the next couple of days.
We're apparently now making a formal offer for Joakim Mæhle.
We're apparently now making a formal offer for Joakim Mæhle.
£17.3m for Cedric? That's unbelievable good business for us......how long was left on his contract?