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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Oct 15, 2018.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    One of them had a baby. How the **** did she manage that, do you suppose?
     
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

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    If you look up the meaning of a word in the dictionary and later discover it's wrong how can you trust that every other word in the dictionary has the correct meaning?

    Anyway, I said that the EU Directives has and will lead to the privatisation of postal services across Europe and I'm right. The EU is a big fan of privatisation.
     
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  3. Strange Nipples ST

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    Bought it in Africa and pretended it was hers?
     
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  4. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  5. Easter Road 1980

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    Did you actually see her giving birth?

    No, thought not.

    Disappears for 9 months and hey presto, look what I just acquired.
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Did she find it in a skip?
     
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    Jeez; a pale skinned 'Williams' sister!
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    English bastards ruining everything
     
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  9. GroveRanger

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    About the same time as kebabs

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  10. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  11. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    It’s dead alright. Replaced by TRANS-MIT

    @Eddie-Hitler
     
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  14. GroveRanger

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    Surely you meant Uranus?

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  15. Strange Nipples ST

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    Cross-dressing Tory teen models his look on Margaret Thatcher

    A cross-dressing Tory teen has found the 'missing piece' in life after styling his look on Margaret Thatcher.

    Tom Hulme, 19, started dressing in woman's clothes from the age of 10 and describes how it came naturally to him after he first tried on a dress in secret.

    At the age of 11 he signed up to the Conservative Party after hearing about the referendum on his television screen and is now a prominent member of the group, attending this years party conference and even dressing like his idol, Maggie.

    He spends hours applying make-up, choosing outfits and decorating his room with posters of the former PM as well as visiting people in his local constituency.

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    He spends hours applying make-up? C.unt should have got the hang of it by now, look at those eyebrows ffs!
     
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    At the age of 11 he signed up to the Conservative Party after hearing about the referendum on his television screen and is now a prominent member of the group, attending this years party conference and even dressing like his idol, Maggie

    He saw it on telly ye mean, fud reek!?
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's a giant **** sandwich and we're all going to have to take a bite
     
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Aye but we would’ve been better aff taking the bite 2 years ago. The taste would almost be gone by now

    #scan blamed dingos for his last crime
     
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