Match Day Thread Hull City v Leeds Utd Match Thread

[Irishshako]

I kid you not, baked in clay so you pulled that off and took the spines with it. Mum was a nurse and after dad fecked off with his bimbo she used to palm me and dweeby brother off on any weirdo that would have us so she could work double shifts and earn some money because the old bastard didn’t pay her maintenance. Only spoken to him once in 35 years and I blame the hedgehog experience tbh

FFS Marcos, I really think you should slow down on the drugs maaaaaaan

 

[Marcos Barber]

Actually she was the one who was married to a private detective fooking useless twat didn't suspect a thing

He didn’t notice four grand missing from their account to buy you a watch? Blimey, as you say useless

 

[FORZA LEEDS]

He didn’t notice four grand missing from their account to buy you a watch? Blimey, as you say useless

Four grand £800 I looked up the price at the time fooking cheapskate but it was 15 years ago

 

[Irishshako]

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A lovely gesture from the Leeds team. Fair play

Did they buy me an xxxxxxxl shirt, much appreciated...

 

[Marcos Barber]

FFS Marcos, I really think you should slow down on the drugs maaaaaaan

? Didn’t put it in the oven alive Shako maaan! Was only about ten at the time and was starving but couldn’t eat that.

Anyway, less of the Marcos, loving Narco these days

 

[Irishshako]

Four grand £800 I looked up the price at the time fooking cheapskate but it was 15 years ago

FFS I can't remember 15 days ago

 

[Marcos Barber]

Four grand £800 I looked up the price at the time fooking cheapskate but it was 15 years ago

£800 for a Tag??

 

[Irishshako]

? Didn’t put it in the oven alive Shako maaan! Was only about ten at the time and was starving but couldn’t eat that.

Anyway, less of the Marcos, loving Narco these days

You should have shagged it first NARCOS

 

[Marcos Barber]

You should have shagged it first NARCOS

Why do you think I couldn’t eat it??

 

[FORZA LEEDS]

£800 for a Tag??

Yes why you doubt me Kingpin Narco?

 

[Marcos Barber]

Still undecided whether to take mine

You own Lederhosen? Jan bought mine as a joke last week!!

 

[Irishshako]

Why do you think I couldn’t eat it??

Well you might have felt a prick if you did..................

 

[Marcos Barber]

Yes why you doubt me Kingpin Narco?

Not at all, I’m sure you can get a nice ladies one for something like that

 

[Irishshako]

You own Lederhosen? Jan bought mine as a joke last week!!

Joke my bollox, you kinky fecker..

 

[Marcos Barber]

Well you might have felt a prick if you did..................

I could be wrong but I suspect we may, inadvertently be straying off topic once more

 

[FORZA LEEDS]

Not at all, I’m sure you can get a nice ladies one for something like that

Cheeky ****er we are talking 2003 here

 

[Irishshako]

I could be wrong but I suspect we may, inadvertently be straying off topic once more

...ffs what thread are we on

 

[Marcos Barber]

Enjoy, you lucky f******.

It’s not all roses Paddy. Won’t get home until the early hours of Saturday so ER will be a bridge too far this week as I fully expect to be a broken man by then.

Still, it’s not all doom and gloom, January is making noises about missing me already so expecting a fully loaded hydration station and Sky tv on Saturday

 

[2020VisionofLeeds]

My glass is allways half full.

Shaks isn’t

 

[Marcos Barber]

...ffs what thread are we on

It’s the match day thread. Good pass by Douglas in the fourteenth minute I thought