She promised me Meatballs & Hotdogs. I got neither. ****ing queues Somethin isn't right with us I've been listening You don't listen You've been givin' You've been spending up Your time Out there lying Oh You're like Novacane, Novacane Poison in my brain Novacane
Took the dog to Beverley Westwood. Little twat legged it after a cow. Cow trying to back heel her. Eventually caught up and she looked at me with that " whats all the fuss about" look.
This afternoon I sat on my front porch reading, having a few beers and watching my (newly installed) next-door neighbour painting his front steps and porch. As he finished the last railing I said "Nice job Ken, fancy a beer ?". His reply was " No thanks. Oh, I overestimated what was needed to do the job. I have about 4 litres of this paint left, would you like it ? I can give you the brushes too if you don't have any." I think he was giving me a strong message there. These young kids (around 35 with two kids) are too bloody enthusiastic !
You didn't call her Beckenbauerina by any chance did you ? ( the aloof trait with a team-player gene missing).
Got back from Corfu with Mrs LT and played at the Cockstock 2018 Charity Festival out at Preston (East Yorks). Need a football fix...
Took my 4 year old son to Leeds market to buy some seafood. Thought about an octopus, but couldn’t be bothered watching you tube videos of how to prepare it, so settled for 3 sea bass for a tenner. Showed my kid how to gut and filleted them, dusted with flour, fried them. My kid just turned his nose up and asked for some crisps... No point in all of this good parenting lark, we lost the war to kfc long ago.
I lived and born in Preston until my early 20's Cock&Bell was my local. Played darts for them. Doubles board. Just some useless info there.
Funny you mentioned watching bats, one flew right through the house last night, the doors front and back were open to let some breeze through and a bat decided to have a look see.
This reminds me of the time a mate of mine and myself went into Punch on Victoria square on lunchtime. It was early in the new year and he always had a dry January to get over his overindulgence during the Xmas holidays. He decides to have a pint of orange cordial with water, and myself had a pint of mild. They tried to charge him the same price as my pint, a big argument started finally ending up with him breaking his abstinence and having a pint of bitter.
North Sea Ferries every time ( I know it's p+o now) it works out cheaper and much more convenient. I was in Austria at the European Bike Week, it's not only Harley's.
Writing another book, a charity calendar and my Mrs continually telling me to repair things around the house.... **** sake lady, leave me the **** alone.....it hard enough when you have a limited vocabulary and imagination, but when someone is always ****ing nagging, just when you have a good idea....it's near impossible..... I have one about killing my wife but better not print it as it could be held as evidence..... apart from that... **** all really!!!?
Angle grinder update - two poles cut so far and still have all my fingers, though I cut the first one in a t-shirt and my right arm looks a little burnt. Office stinks of burning anarl. Quite like it though, the bloke in Gt Yarmouth who just knocked me for £3k should start checking his brakes. Edit: The cutting disks don't last fine minutes, got to back to B&Q now.
