Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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Milk Zombie said:
Oh it is fantastic... I love Mexican food... but it will also cause digestive distress and is famous for making you gassy. Don't eat anything uncooked or drink tap water... Or eat anything rinsed in tapwater. Carling is safer to drink than water there .

They literally use human feces to fertilize the fields in some places so don't eat your greens whilst there. <laugh>

But all warnings aside, Mexico has an amazing culinary tradition. Stereotypically you don't think of seafood when you think Mexican... But they do have fantastic seafood. I loved the seafood there.
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moreinjuredthanowen said:
Milk got banned...

Its the old sex in the city movie thing. If you drink any water in mexico you will get a hellish does of the runs and be violently ill.

drink bottled water only.

He is saying don't eat salads or anything thats not nuked either cos again its covered in bugs.
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Why would I be drinking any form of water when beer is 50p a bottle? <laugh>
 
Do you remember the vile Oldham **** and his slag of a Mrs who used to put ****ing ****e on the jukie, like Matchstick Men and ****ing Matchstick Cats and Dogs? They're personal non grata at the Cheese now. They came back from Warrington pissed last Saturday afternoon when a group of lads were watching the last 10 minutes of the Challenge Cup final, and put **** on the jukie and asked Matt the landlord's son to turn it up. He said no as people were watching the match. They then went over to the group, which included a bloke called Griff. They started goading him and whingeing about the jukie. He said to just wait 10 minutes, but they continued. He's a good lad and very hard and he saw his arse. He got up and went towards the ****, but a couple of lads got hold of him and sat him down. Then the wife piped up saying he could have got to him if he wasn't scared, so he flipped and was only just restrained by 4 big lads.

His Mrs has also been accusing the landlords daughter of ****ing around and was overheard by her. They haven't been in since <laugh> Hallelujah <laugh>
 
only at the cheese <laugh>

if/when we win the title we are all definitely meeting up at the cheese for a beer or 2 <laugh> rhc is supplying the smoke :bandit:
 
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jenners04 said:
only at the cheese <laugh>

if/when we win the title we are all definitely meeting up at the cheese for a beer or 2 <laugh> rhc is supplying the smoke :bandit:
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sod that
i'm not going anywhere near a pub that has matchstick men on the jukebox FFS.
Anyway shouldn't winning the league be a cause for celebration rather than a visit to a freakshow where no beer is available ?
 
Solid_Air 2 said:
sod that
i'm not going anywhere near a pub that has matchstick men on the jukebox FFS.
Anyway shouldn't winning the league be a cause for celebration rather than a visit to a freakshow where no beer is available ?
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1. Don't put the ****er on

2. There are always 2 cask real ales, John Smith's and Worthington's.

[HASHTAG]#knobhead[/HASHTAG]
 
Solid_Air 2 said:
sod that
i'm not going anywhere near a pub that has matchstick men on the jukebox FFS.
Anyway shouldn't winning the league be a cause for celebration rather than a visit to a freakshow where no beer is available ?
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It's worse than that even, the wools called them "matchstalks". <doh>
 
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