Buenos Dias! Big day tomorrow, then. Getting picked up at 7.15 am. Booked into the exec lounge at scum airport. Flight at 11.10 am. Change at Schipol. Only an hour there and then on the 747 to Mexico City. Arrive at 6.55 pm, Mexico time and then off we go! Can't ****ing wait. Not sure I'll be able to pick any matches up over there, so for once, glad of the international break. I'll think of you all when I'm drinking Victoria beer, spliffing and mushrooming! Spare a thought for me See you on the other side
I'd just like to say - all piss-taking aside - I hope you have a great time, I'm sure it'll be an adventure and it's great to do something like that with your grown-up kids. And try not to injure yourself again. That's it, I'm going back into piss-taking mode again now.
Current betting; He gets the screaming ****s and ends up laid up for a couple of days -1/6 He falls over and damages some part of his anatomy - evens Get pissed on the flight and nips in the bogs for a smoke - 12/1 Meets his dream woman whilst off his tits on shrooms, and ends up shacked up with a woman with a tache -35/1
I sort of inferred that. But I thought he was on an all inclusive trip for a fiver? I didn't think Plummet Airlines would have an executive lounge.