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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The keyboard on my laptop is playing up <grr>
     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Even I've never used that excuse.
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I’m sure it’ll be sound mate, I’m only pulling your pisser.
     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    The you mean the pump or his dick?
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #Tobes Google Penthouse Villa Mozart in Puerto Escondido. There for 3 the nights. You're right. It really does look like a ****hole <laugh>
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Penthouse... Uh oh... That means stairs.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    By the way... Did you know that the original definition of penthouse was an "outhouse" built next to the main house sharing the same roof.

    Mexico is kind of old fashioned, so uses old fashioned terminology. She's putting you up in an outhouse.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Rustic looking.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It looks ****ing beautiful. Look at the ****ing bedrooms and read the reviews <ok>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I had a good look, very nice better than staying at a generic hotel.
     
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    Just look at that grammar - you'll be FFSing your way through the holiday.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> Yes I spotted that. I din't think the owners are Mexican. Their reviews say "we were greeted by Ivanna". I don't think grammar will be bothering me when I'm there. It does look and sound lovely, though. Apparently they all are where we're staying <ok>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Penthouse suite. Per Oxford dictionary:


    penthouse


    NOUN

    2 An outhouse or shelter with a sloping roof, built on to the side of a building.



    As I said.. your bed is in the ****ter.
     
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    Trump? <yikes>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Mexican food will do that to you.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's going in for repair when I'm in Mexico <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The food is ****ing fantastic, apparently. Especially in Oaxaca City <ok>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Oh it is fantastic... I love Mexican food... but it will also cause digestive distress and is famous for making you gassy. Don't eat anything uncooked or drink tap water... Or eat anything rinsed in tapwater. Carling is safer to drink than water there .

    They literally use human feces to fertilize the fields in some places so don't eat your greens whilst there. <laugh>

    But all warnings aside, Mexico has an amazing culinary tradition. Stereotypically you don't think of seafood when you think Mexican... But they do have fantastic seafood. I loved the seafood there.
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Mexico City is a ****hole. You’ll fit right in no problem. <ok>
     
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